I'd like to meet:
Spuds MacKenzie is my ultimate hero, the original party animal and had lots of babes, RIP Spuds--I will carry on what you started. I would like to meet the Taco Bell Dog and paw his ass, he's not even Mexican--what a poser...Like to meet Sexy Bitches!!
Television:
Spuds and VB Commercials take the cake--that K9 Cop, Lassie and Benji is some bullshit... They make us real dogs lookbad, pussy's if you ask me..
Books:
Can't Read!! Like me a little Doggy Smut though--don't need to know how to read for that..
Heroes:
Spuds Baby, you are my Dogg, RIP, Wheelbone my Uncle, I was named after you--not Adam Sandlers dog, I'm so sick of that. Now that his dog is gone I can walk around with some respect again.