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Alucard™

breathe out so i can breathe you in... everlong...

About Me

I'm Jake... I'm always bored, or im doing something and wont talk to anybody... I play guitar... I surf... I like women... It's 8:13 p.m. Drawings fun... Pantera rules... Heavy metal rules... Aim? Add Me: dimeshadow oh and by the way, i am in love with someone...

I love: Pantera, Dimebag, and waffles... lol

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My Interests

Music, surfing, drums, guitar, football. Christopher Barnes - Vocals Terry Butler - Bass Greg Gall - Drums Steve Swanson - Guitars

I'd like to meet:

Musicians in general. Zakk Wylde, Ozzy, Jake E. Lee, Randy Rhoads, John Petrucci, Joe Satriani, Eddie Van Halen, you get the picture now?

Dimebag

Zakk Wylde

Music:



I like heavy metal... OLD SKOOL heavy metal... Pantera is the best band in existence... Dokken is right behind them... I like some rap songs too, unfortanetly, some rock and grunge too, i dgaf what it is as long as it sounds good really... Sechs Sechs Sechs... Die Zahl des Tieres!!!

Movies:

"My eyes have seen the greatness of the trampling at the zoo, we washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too, takin' down the Zog machine, jew by jew by jew, the white man marches on!" - American History X... Best movie ever created.

Television:

Harvey Birdman, Family Guy, American Dad, and Metalocalypse...

Books:

??its not one of those things that scares you at the end trust me... its amazing just do it! lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD trip)

Heroes:

My dad, Ben Franklin, Henry Ford, and the troops.Crockett and Tubbs from Miami Vice.

My Blog

Brooke Slusser (new)

all i can say... is i fucked up... i wasnt even close to good enough for her... i loved her with everything but couldnt treat her like she needed to be... i regret being how i was with her because it ...
Posted by Alucard™ on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:27:00 PST

To Ryan...

Big Chief Bear Queef... You wipe ass with leaf... You stick spoon in poon... You beat cock on rock... You itch dick with stick... You take shit in pit... Then rub ass on grass... THE END...
Posted by Alucard™ on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

adventures of jake and tyler

one night jake and tyler were out somewhere... and they were trippin... and they got hungry... so they went to get jack in the box... and then tyler said "i want a 1-14," "oh i cant get that much?" "w...
Posted by Alucard™ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:50:00 PST

My top ten guitarists ever!!

1. Dimebag Darrell - Pantera/Damageplan/Tres Diablos/CFH & D.A.C. 2. Joe Satriani - Joe Satriani 3. Stevie Ray Vaughn - Stevie Ray Vaughn 4. Zakk Wylde - Black Label Society/Ozzy Osbourne 5. Yngwi...
Posted by Alucard™ on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:41:00 PST