Lawn Jockey

I am very well respected in the lawn ornament community. Well, I used to be anyway. Now a days I just drink forties and play Russian rullet with cheap hookers, and gallavant around town with famous movie and music stars. My ass is hotter than hell, and I love to flaunt it in my tight jockey pants. You can look if you dare, but I warn you; my ass is so exotic shiz is hypnotic.