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Four question Psych Test
True Seer
You understand yourself well, and will do very well in life if you keep this perspective.
How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic"how beautiful it is to be hurt but are given the power by the gods to overcome it with a strong adrenaline to compensate those evil butterflies of pain." -Melissa Fish 3/20/07Im having a ball being single! Dating.. usually leads to relationships. I choose to date when I know it can be more.. but I dont want more. I kinda unofficially offically (and sometimes secretly =) date people.. No titles but shared unspoken commitment in a sense.. But then the other always wants to close the deal and slowly start killing off that wonderful sense of attraction and individuality that brought you 2gether to begin with. Im done with the murder!! Lol! Just have fun consciously having those feelings as long as possible.
..PO-..TA-..TO. Melissa Fish --
[noun]:
An immortal-optimistic yet realistic, your mind is a true beauty, whoever tries to bring you down will only be defeated by the wholesome person you are and that makes you an unbreakable GODDESS!
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Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship.
The Five Variable Love TestMe AS BRITNEY FOR HALLOWEEN!!SSH!!! MY SECRET IDENTITY!!I Love my job in pharmacy. I passed the National Certification Test in November so now I am a Nationally Certified Pharmacy Technician, and that means I get the Title "CPhT" on my badge! ♥
Name: Miss Melissa Fish
Birthdate: 05-27-86
Birthplace: L.A Ba-by
Current Location: Pink and Blue room in Chatsworth
Eye Color: Green/Hazel
Hair Color: Choco-late-strawberry w/ Vanilla streaks
Height: 5'5
Weight: 115-120
Piercings: 5 bitches
Tatoos: ONE AWESUM ONE!
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: HELL NO! Never.....
Overused Phraze: "ALoe, Aloe" & "foo"
FAVORITES
Food: Chi Chi's PASTA
Candy: Usually Reeses or Hersheys Kissables
Number: 333
Color: Pink, blue, and Emo green
Animal: Pussy
Drink: mmm. Cooler Esacape Strawberry Daiquiri
Alcohol Drink: oh! ooops. Coke
Bagel: Plain w/ cream cheese
Letter: hm. B
Body Part on Opposite sex: Head.. lol.. (face)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Dont make me choose!!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDs but BK's nummers too
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberries fo sho!
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea all the way
Chocolate or Vanilla Both Mixd!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: ewe. Coffee Definently
Kiss or Hug: *HUGS*
Dog or Cat: I love pussy and bitches so both!
Rap or Punk: PUNK PUNK PUNK
Summer or Winter: Summer, yeps!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny-ass movies
Love or Money: pbsst. Well, I know money actually exists so ill take money, but i dont care for it!
YOUR...
Bedtime: I usually tell myself to head-off around 12
Most Missed Memory: Haha, not worring about my Shopping Bills!
Best phyiscal feature: People say Eyes, but i like my back
First Thought Waking Up: ....MYSPACE...
Goal for this year: Getn my Britney abs back.. getn there :)
Best Friends: Jasmine, Laura, Heather, myspace, megan, goudster and myself
Weakness: PASTA
Fears: That Im right about my relationship theory
Heritage: i think im a COCK-ASAIN
Longest relationship: 2y 2m 9d
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Is this another reg bev q? YES
Ever Smoked: Yep
Pot: Hehe.. pot or potty?
Ever been Drunk: DUH
Ever been beaten up: Fkn Ex's
Ever beaten someone up: hehe.. beat how?
Ever Shoplifted: YUP
Ever Skinny Dipped: still looking for that jacuzi
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yep, Same sex too!
Been Dumped Lately: NOPE! over and done with FUCK BOYS
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue/Green or puppy-dog brown
Favorite Hair Color: mmm. dark. used to like em blonds but dark and mysterious is Sexy
Short or Long: ewe.. i hate those "Bowl Head" cuts *coughs* gota be sumwat short, but long enuf to run fingers thru
Height: 5'9+
Style: I like em punkers but also those with button down shirts so its fun to take it off!
Looks or Personality: Gotta be outgoingly-crazy like me but deep-down romantic
Hot or Cute Lets try Hot this time
Drugs and Alcohol: Socially
Muscular or Really Skinny: mm. i love em scrawny boys. muscular is gross when they have "Ken Doll" legs.. EWE
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Ignoring my instincts with Ex's
What country do you want to Visit: Austraila
How do you want to Die: Smiling, from natural painless causes
Been to the Mall Lately: Pbsst. Heck Ya! Thousand Oaks, Burbank, Glendale, and Northridge.. All in the LAST 2 DAYS! Mall hoppers!
Do you like Thunderstorms: When theres sum1 to cuddle up with
Get along with your Parents: Yup
Health Freak: Dude, Reeses for breakfast, sourbelts for lunch, Kissables and nuts for dinner. Id say NOT but im changing thoses habits!!
Do you think your Attractive: To some mayb
Believe in Yourself: YES! and fairies too
Want to go to College: Currently Enrolled at Pierce and CSUN 2 look for boys
Do you Smoke: Socially
Do you Drink: Same answer as above
Shower Daily: FO SHO!
Been in Love: NOPE- NEVER! well, i love kim, and love being free
Do you Sing: LOUDLY to music in my car.. to Disney too!! HAHA
Want to get Married: Only in Fantasy
Do you want Children: If i HAVE to id want twins! 2fer Deal and theres one for me, one for you. :)
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope..
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: HAHA.. 40
Hate anyone: Guys who are all talk when they claim theyre "spontaneous" as well.. LOSERS
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SO MY LATEST: Knowing I've been hurt and have no NEED for a relationship right now, if I'm gona do it, I'd like a few things as a bargain. If I'm goin to give you the chance to at somepoint hurt me, u must meet these requirements. I've never liked the word "Spoil" but it would be nice if i had a guy would give me his all as i would do for him. A guy who finds thats im interested in sumthing, then sumhow does something sweet regarding that sumthing. Like, the TMNT toys. I did my best to collect em, but when i ask u to keep an eye out for it since i cant while im out of town, id like to come home to you WAITING with it for me- thats makes everything so much more special knowing ud want to do sumthing sweet for me. And can I ask you whats so wrong in me wanting to hear that Im beautiful. I dont have that attitude like "IM SOO HOT, OMG".. i dont. But id be touched if just for once, I can walk into the room or out the door and the second he sees me, the guy Im deeply into would just stop me in my tracks and tell me Im beautiful. Thats all..XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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My ideal guy would be someone on my level of contentness, optimism, rationality, and spontaneousness. Hes the guy I could party with, have a blast 2gether and still be able to mingle on our own with our buds- But he'd still swing by to say "hey" "i love you" or kiss me. He'd love my friends, id love his friends; He'd love to take pictures cuz lets face it, im a picture whore & any1 who enjoys takin pix shows they know how 2 have a good time and be comfortable with being random. He wouldnt be afraid to tell me when he thinks another girl is cute- cos hed know i dont care; but hed be respectful enuf not to fkn rub shit in and go too far.. He'd be open with me- if i dont take it as serious, be a man, and tell me straight up you need to talk to me and how important it is.. He'd be Independant, Motivated, have a hobby (singing, band, surfing, wakeboarding, snowboarding, church, jogging, partying w/ me, =P etc), He'd HAVE to be energetic; he would be they kind who picks me up and swings me around at random times just cos he has fun w me. I enjoy physical contact and especially goofing around and giving him a flirty hard time and hed give me one in return. We'd get eachother. Hed hold my hand in public, he wouldnt let go when cuddling, hes the type whos content with himself and doesnt NEEED to be with anyone, but cant resist wanting to spend time with me, he wouldnt overcrowd me but wants to see me just enough(NOT EVERY DAY), hes the guy i can go out and spend a whole day with without a dull or awkward moment, he would be man enough to admit his faults instead of denying them, he doesnt try to sell himself off with the type of car he drives, no1 can alter his own opinion on some1, he would be completely comfortable with me, but most of all, hed BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME..
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Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Papito
Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland
Who's Your Daddy?Every girl wants to know and feel like theyre special. I dream that someday someone I'm into would just ask me out on a real date and take me sumplace I NEED to dress up for. I've never done something like that before
so I'm still dreaming of the guy who'll sweep me off my feet and make me feel like theres still magic out there..
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THATS HOTT!!Thoughts on Dates: Pretty much like every other day, must be fun, wild, and exciting.. what i HATE when it comes to "dates" is "Do you wana get some coffee sometime?" ENGH!! No way- thats boring "How about this friday? Party at my house, you, me, booze, and a jacuzi.." ENGH!! No way- Friday nights are for PARTYING and I wana go out and have a blast with my friends or even with "you" if its a PARTY party.. "What about it, would you consider me?" If you gota ask and the signs arent pointin to "yes" on their own, its cos im not interested.. Im open minded and when i see something worth my time, ill go for it but i DONT appreciate feeling like "The catch of the day" or "todays menu"..IF YOU CANT BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF, YOU CANT BE HAPPY WITH SOMEONE ELSE.My NOT-SO-SECRET CrushesMy LOVER!!!WHAT LOVERS DO..THE ONLY THING I MISS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.And everytime i turn, i, see you staring IN MY SOUL
creating pain i never wanted.. let me goand everytime i cry i, know its all BECAUSE OF YOU
and all these things that you do
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1 Please admit your faults and forgive me for mine.
2 Please Love, Trust, and spend time with me 3 Listen AND understand what im telling them when i say "you're hurting me; please stop" then do everything in your power to make up for your mistake
4 Please dont harass me and i wont harass you 5 Dont be Jealous so Jealously wont comsume me
6 If you want me to be a certain way, you better be that way too or we will NEVER work
7 Dont let me too close, and keep a distance-when we think as one we cant see that we dont
8 Forgive me if i worry, it just means I Love you
9 Dont smother or control me, thats the only way you'll lose me
10 Keep US spontaneous and not a routine so we can last a lifetime
11 Let me come to you. Sometimes its necessary to not overwhelm me with attention.. I wana do the FISHING too!!!
12 Im always 99 percent right so if i have a feeling and u try to deny it, just know, things will always come back to you and in the end, i was right to begin with
13 Dont hide something to protect me, it will hurt me more later
14 Dont let me think you're devoted when you're not
15 Dont ignore me when im there for you
16 Love me enough that when you see you're not right for me, and you see the pain you've brought me, love me and let me go
17 Last, Love me FOR ME not FOR YOU
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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self assured and wont let yourself be put down or toyed with.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
.. You scored as
Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.
Music:
What type of fairy are you?(with pics)
You are a Mermaid. You dwell in the water, but you are human from the waist up and have a tail of a fish. You are an irrisistible singer who sometimes lures fisherman to their deaths.
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story of the year, system of a down, taking back sunday, , THRICE, THE VERONICAS , QUIETDRIVE*, PANIC! At The DISCO*,
thursday, trust company,.underoath..the bled, alexisonfire, bleeding through, bleed the dream, beyond all reason, taken, at the gates, unearth, throwdown, FROM FIRST TO LAST, from autumn to ashes, himsa, Hopesfall, IT DIES TODAY, poison the well, a dozen furies, at the gates, the used, astoria, every time i die, norma jean, the killers, arch enemy, matchbook romance, blood has been shed evergreen terrace, himsa, pantera, remembering never, yesterdays rising, TECHNO, DISNEY, etc.
My sexy FENDER- R.I.P. baby! i miss you!
Movies:
Pirates of the Carribean,
the matrix, ALL THE BATMAN MOVIES! EURoTRIP!!!!Wedding crashers, HARRY POTTTTERRR.. GRRR! Jay and Silent Bob, Dogma, Crash, /super Troopers, Old school, Anchorman, Harold and kumar, Elf, the ring II, Shrek, moulin rouge, Gothika, Ever After, A Cinderella story, The Little Mermaid, freaky friday, mean girls, confessions of a teenage drama queen(lindsay rocks), Dirty Deeds, American Pie 1-3, Encino Man!!!, Thirteen, new york minute,(yes i love chick flicks), a walk to remember, Catwoman, jackie Chans stuf, Virgin Suicides, down to you, raise your voice, what a girl wants, sleepy hollow, tomb raider, coyote ugly, three to tango, my best friends wedding, half baked, hook (hell ya),Waterboy, Big Daddy Napoleon Dynamite, the longest Yard, ! TEAM AMERICA-FUCK YA!
The Incredibles!!
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: ASS-I-LEM!! (TAKEN 4-29)
What did you do last night?: WAT OR WHO? ;) hUNG WITH JASMINE & BOYS
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: KOKOMO
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: MAYB?
Last time you swam in a pool?: I JUMPED IN JAZZYS JUST TO GET WET AND THEN LAYED OUT TO TAN
What are you wearing?: JACK DANIELS T-SHIRT, BRA, RED THONG, A.B. JEANS
How many cars have you owned?: MY ONE AND ONLY RICER.. BUT THINKING ABOUT BUYING A STICK IN SUMMER
Type of music you dislike most?: THE "DROP IT LIKE ITS HAWT" SONG- SOOO ANNOYING..
Are you registered to vote?: YEP. CANT WAIT TO COURT SUMMONS
Do you have cable?: KINDA, I STILL HAVENT HOOKED IT UP TO MY T.V.
What kind of computer do you use?: IT WAS BUILT BY MY SIS'S GUY FRIEND, AND HAS A TINK DECAL
Ever made a prank phone call?: "IS PEDRO THERE?"
You like anyone right now?: GO WITH THE FLOW
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: SKY DIVING, NEVER, UNLESS I WANTED TO DIE, AND ALREADY BUNGEE JUMPD
Furthest place you ever traveled?: MISSOURI
What's your favorite comic strip?: BUCKY!!
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: "THE RED-ROCKETS RED GLARE; STARTS BURSTING IN THE AIR..."
Shower, morning or night?: MORNING
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: SHES THE MAN ALL THE WAY
Favorite pizza toppings?: FOOOODDD.. ANY
Chips or popcorn?: KETTLE 'KORN
What cell phone provider do you have?: VERIZON.. IM IN, ARE YOU?
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: NO, BUT SOUNDS FUN COS I LOVE LICKING THE SALTNESS
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: PAGEANT? NO
Orange Juice or apple?: ORANGE JUICE YO
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: MEGAN AND I AT CARLS YESTURDAY
favorite chocolate bar?: MM.. HM... REESES, TAKE 5, CRUNCH EGGS, CADBURY EGGS, REESE STICKS
Who is your longest friend and how long?: JASMINE.. ABOUT 5' 1 (8 YEARS YO)
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: EWE WHEN I WAS 7 I WAS PLAYIN IN MY AUNTS GARDEN&WAS CHUCKING SUM @ MY BRO&MY DAD GOT PISSD&MADE ME PUT 1 IN MY MOUTH.. I HELD IT IN MY MOUTH THE WHOLE WAY HOME SO I CAN SPIT
Have you ever won a trophy?: YEA, BUT THEN I STOLE HIS VIRGINITY AND IT NO LONGER WAS SHINEY
Favorite arcade game?: VROOM- RACING, THE JET SKI ONE IS FUUN COS U LEAN ALL THE WAY FWD AND ITS LIKE U TAKE IT IN DA BUTT :)
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: UM, EBAY
Sprite or 7-UP?: BOTH BUT NEITHER
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: MIDDLE SCHOOL, BUT THEN GOT A WAIVER AND PISD OFF BOSMA
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: HAHA.. CONDOMS.. THATS WHERE I DO MY RUNS IF I DONT HAVE ANY FREE P.P.
Ever thrown up in public?: PUBLIC? NO, BUT AT WORK IN DA BATHROOM (3X'S) AND ONCE AT A PARTY
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: MILLIONAIRE. COS MONEY ACTUALLY EXISTS AND WONT CHEAT ON YOU
Do you believe in love at first sight?: YEP.. LOVE THAT ASS
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: SPONGEBOB
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: STILL DO YO
What message is on your voicemail machine?: SANASSA!! SANASSA!... SANA-SA-SA SANASSA!! SANA-SSA!!!!
Where would you like to go right now?: ANYWHERE WITH FOOD
Whats the name of your pet?: GABE, I MEAN, 2PAC- HES THE BLACK HAMSTER
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: I CARRY A PURSE YO, AND EVERYTHINGS IN IT!! 3 TINKERBELL WALLETS, PENS, PERFUME, EYE DROPS, LIP GLOSS, COINS, SEASON PASS COUPONS, FISH BELLY RING
What do you think about most?: MYSPACE/FOOD
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Television:
FAMILY GUY! Simpsons, king of the hill, futurama, SURFACE, stressed stan, beavis and butthead, pimp my ride, motor mouths, wild boys, jackass, room raiders, 1 bad trip
Ex's helped make you who you are today.. thx!!
Heroes:
Stewie, umm... the sexy baby from family guy damnit he rocks!!!And OF COURSE Mr. Savon Himself-DADDY!!!
You Are 80% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.
How Open Minded Are You?
A smaLL TRuTh 2 make our Life 100% successFuL ...If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%(None of them makes 100%)
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Then what makes 100%
Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!
Leadership? ..... NO!!!!!Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful ...A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...)
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Your Secret Kink Thing You like peeing on people.
Your Sexual Strength Your amazing tongue!!
Your Sexual Weakness You exhaust some people you crazy thing.
Your Likely STD Gonorrhea
How Many Partners in Crime? 13
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You are 93% Gemini
How Gemini Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're dancing keeps getting better!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Were a Coyote
Brutally honest, you encourage people to show their true selves.
You laugh at life - none of it can be taken too seriously.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your Eyes Should Be Violet
Your eyes reflect: Mystery and allure
What's hidden behind your eyes: A quiet passion
What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
Your EQ is 173
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMENDAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversar y, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
You Are 100% Grown Up, 0% Kid
Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!
How Emotionally Mature Are You?
You Are: 50% Dog, 50% Cat
You are a nice blend of cat and dog.
You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful.
And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long.
Are You More Cat or Dog?
