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”I’m So Lost,
I’m Barely Here,
I Wish I Could Explain Myself,
But Words Escape Me.”

Insert Something Interesting Here [_____]
Shit, I Forgot To Turn The Fish Off. DAHM

My Names Steph.
I'm 18.
And I'm A Bit Special!

I Hate To Be Copied.

Do You Have An Opinion?
A Mind Of Your Own?
I Thought You Were Special,
I Thought You Should Know...

I’ve Lived In Uckfield All My Life.
Its Fan-Fucking-Tastic.
I’m Considered To Be A Little Bit... Weird...

I Have A Younger Brother.
He’s Called Ed.
He’s A Shit Most Of The Time.
But Then Again, Him And His Mates Can Be Fucking Legends!
I Have Fantastic Friends.
And The Most Amazing Boyfriend In The Universe♥

Ooh What A Pretty Boy.

I Can Be Quite Rude,
(Okay Very Rude…)
And Abusive,
And Loud.

If You Don’t Like Me, Fuck Off
I Probably Hate You Anyway!

I Do Swear Far Too Much.
And I Hate Squirrels, They’re Little Fuckers.
I Fear Peahens.

I Saw These Cute Little Buggers At The Zoo – Awwww ^_^

I Love Spontaneity.

Cuddles Make Me Smile.
Fires Make Me Crazy.
Tea Makes Me Hyper.
And Those Special People Make Me Feel Loved.

Matt Looks Happy Here, Little Did He Know He Was About To Fall Off His Bike And Smack His Nuts!

I Spend Too Much Time Staring At The Sky.
I Have A Bad Habit Of Yelling Out Of My Car Windows At People.
Oh And That Waterpistol And Megaphone In My Car Don’t Go Down Well With The Uckfieldians!

This Is A Dog, When He Lies Down I Mistake Him For A Carpet

I Like Random Drives.
I Like Random Walks.
I Like Random Sounds.
I Like Talking To Random People.
I Like Randomness, Clearly, Even Though I Think Its A Bit Of A Retarded Word.

Im A Fidget Butt.
I Like To Spend All My Time Out Doing Something.
I Like Random Adventures In The Woods.
I Like To Take Photographs Of Random Things, People, Places And Your Mother.

This Girl’s Gawjus

I Don’t Like Selfishness Or Jealousy.
I Dislike Being Judged On My Appearance.
Put Me In A Categorical Box And I'll Break Your Fucking Face.
Arrogance Is Re-God-Damn-Diculous.
I Hate People That Don’t Listen.
And Those Who Don't Wash. Dirty Cunts.

This Is Lee Wearing Gay Glasses He Makes Work Bearable!

If You Tell Me What To Do, I’m Going To Do The Opposite.
Act Like a 4 Year Old Half The Time..
Don’t Really Fancy Growing Up Yet.

These Guys Are POSERS

Then Chris Made Friends With Some Random Fat Men!

Being Stereotyped Sucks Major Bumhole. Trying To Fit Into Stereotypes Makes You A Piss Kidney.
I Will Be The Crazy Old Lady With Crazy Hair That Drives Her Zimmer Frame Into You And Kicks You In The Head When You're Not Looking.
If I Live That Far…

I Have 14 Piercings, They Are:
1x10mm Tunnel
1x5mm Tunnel
1x4mm Tunnel
1x2.5mm Tunnel
4x1.2mm Lobe Piercings
2x1.2 Cartilage Piercings
1x1.6 Lip Piercing
1x1.8 Navel Piercing
1x1.6 Nape Piercing
1x1.6 Nipple Piercing

Life’s Great – And He’s The Reason:

On The 6th Of April 2007 At About 2am This Boy Made All My Dreams Come True.

When He Cuddles Me, I Never Want To Let Go.

When He Kisses Me, I Know I'm The Luckiest Girl In The World.

Nobody's Perfect, But He Comes Pretty Damn Close ♥
He's My World,
My Universe,
My Everything.

He's Mine ♥
& He's A Keeper.

These Guys Mean The World To Me – They’re All Beautiful, Inside And Out ♥

♥ Matt ♥

This Guy Makes Me Complete.
He Means The Entire World & More To Me.
♥
He Is Also A Sex Pants ♥

♥ Barry ♥

This Girl Makes The Best Tea In The World!

♥ Boris ♥

This Girl Makes Me Smile!

♥ Theo ♥

This Guy Made Me Naked In A Field!

♥ FAlice ♥

This Girl Makes Me Laugh Hysterically!

♥Jodie♥

This Girly Lives In A Skinbox And Loves A Slam In The Arse!

♥ Crystal ♥

This Girl Makes Sense Of All The Shit In My Head!

♥ Roberty ♥

This Guy Is Playing The Game!

♥ Retard4[ ♥

This Girl And I Have Some Of The Most Random Memories Together!

♥ Suzywoo ♥

Suzy Was The Best Supervisor Ever At Work, And Let Us Trash The Shop!

♥ Bobbie ♥

I’ve Had To Put Up With This Girl For 11 Years!!