I like to run wild, I'm a force that cannot be contained.
I enjoy swimming in rich bastards koi ponds in the middle of winter, chasing pidgeons for luch, midnight garden gnome raids and dancing with the hare krishnas.
I'm a metalhead who enjoys getting elbowed in the face in moshpits.
I'm described in the dictionary as someone who likes to steal tins of tuna.
I dont really like tuna that much....
14 Piercings, 10 tattoos including a stickman holding a martini glass and a sword on my butt. Long live smashed nights in the Cross.
I have an obsession with medical deformities. Amazing Medical Stories on Channel 9, Thursday nights, is the stuff orgasms are made of.
I talk too much about useless crap. I push boundaries too far when I know I shouldn't. I can be self centered and thoughtless. I'm hopeless when I'm drunk. I don't use my brain enough.
But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you certainly don't deserve me at my best.
All men are animals. Some just make better pets.
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The only difference between tattood people and non-tattood people is that we don't give a shit that you don't have tattoos.
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2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root
So much to know, only so much I can write.. want to know more? Ask me.
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