I am on a mission to retrive Big Bird who left Sesame Street for the big city a while back to persue a wrestling career; the Street is falling apart without him, i am it's only hope. Suffle Upagus has gone mad and been diagnosed with Bi-polar disorder. Bert and Ernie are in a very abusive homosexual relationship, Bert is constantly burning Ernie with cigarettes and hitting him with whisky bottles. Elmo started to snort coke and goes on wild rampages in the night , he has even been known to peep on little bear .Oscar has been on a non stop heroine fix , he even held up mister Hoopers candy store for some cash to buy some smack.Cookie has become reclusive and dove into a world of snuff porn .With out Big Bird we are all lost.***READ THIS*** if you are some wanna be gang banger or an ignoramus who thinks the Hip Hop Gansta life style is cool, dont waste your time sending me a friend invite i will toss it, This also includes pics with you throwing gang signs or brandishing a .9, if you had any sence it would be a .45 ***Take the quiz:
What type of hero would you be?
Asshole Hero
You're the Asshole Hero! Who invited YOU to the party? You are not gentle or kind in any way, but you have an excessive amount of discipline, detirmination and stubbornness. You aren't as well-liked as other heroes, but sometimes your lack of scruples gets the job done better. Cut people a little slack every once in awhile and you'll be surprised at how thankful (or soft) they will become.
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