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Shley

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan -

About Me

I hardly ever brush my teeth at night and I have no cavities. I tell this to an average of 7 children a day. And I'm pretty into this dance right now. Actually, I've conquered it so get the tape and let's set up a performance date.

My Interests

wildly

I'd like to meet:

A handful of concubines and Christian virgins; both are valuable rarities.

Music:

not cramping

Movies:

blank check

Television:

late night Christian concerts on TBN

Books:

Confessions of a Raving Unconfined Nut: Misadventures in the Counter-Culture by Paul Krassner, Space Songs by Livingston Fisher

Heroes:

pauline garrett hicks & emit lee langford

My Blog

9/12/2007

I need to write more. Sometimes my writing can evoke and transcribe exactly what I want it to say and other times, I have the prose of an 8 year old. But it's all good son. Tangent challenge.Things I ...
Posted by Shley on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:29:00 PST

IT'S OFFICIAL

I havn't blogged in about a year or so. Or maybe I have, but I just deleted many of them. I had nothing to say. I still don't.Anyways, I'm trying to get my rap game on. So listen up, mic check, whatev...
Posted by Shley on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:07:00 PST

myspace implanted a chip in my index finger

No matter what I'm doing... no matter the load of homework, the studyin, the shows, the hoes, the broads, the boozin, the houndin, the livin dangerously, if I'm workin on my sweet love givin, bein...
Posted by Shley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST