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Craig

The Super-Team you never thought would happen......

About Me

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

My Interests

Creating human animal hybrids to thwart President Bush, rock and roll girls, live music, cooking, vinyl, bowling, buying crazy shit on e-bay, carousing, training my dog to be an assassin, playing snap, doing fat lines of coke off of stripper's asses.

I'd like to meet:

Myself With Breasts

Music:

Stooges/Iggy Pop, The Pixies, Mike Watt/Minutemen, Sonic Youth, Ramones, Stones, Who, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Moste Potente Potions, R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet", James Brown, Ike Turner (He don't need Tina), Little Steven's Underground Garage, MC5, Jesus and Mary Chain, The White Stripes, Dinosaur Jr. Blondie, Times Ten, Flaming Lips, Liz Phair, Beck, Raveonettes, The Kinks, Johnny Cash, Billy Bragg, Wilco, Uncle Tupelo, Dead Moon, The Sonics, Love, Richard Hell & the Voidoids, Sonic's Rendezvous Band, Black Sabbath, PJ Harvey, Cat Power, Elvis Costello, Mazzy Star, Weezer, Rogers Sisters, Phil Spector, The Brunettes, Hot Snakes, Johnny Thunders, R.E.M., Talking Heads, Tom Waits, John Coltrane, Willie Nelson, Lucinda Williams, Rilo Kiley, Neil Young, The Shins, William Shatner, Ween, The Pogues, Bob Dylan, The Boss, Velvet Underground, Fugazi, Neervahnah

Movies:

Gettin' Tough with Duane Lauginiger, High Fidelity, Pumpkin, Napolean Dynamite, Star Wars Trilogy, American Movie, I Heart Huckabees, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Bowling For Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, Battle Royale, Sin City, Gleaming the Cube, The Graduate, Big Lebowski, Wrath of Khan, Goonies, Ladies Man, The Professional, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Man in the Sand, Stewart Saves His Family, CQ, The Year That Punk Broke, Tron, Spiderman 2, X2, Office Space, Citizen Kane 2: The Vengeance of Roseblood

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Arrested Development, The West Wing, Family Guy, Chappelle Show

Heroes:

Our President Jed Bartlet. What?

My Blog

Peace, Love and Understanding? LAME! Or maybe not...

  Peace, Love and Understanding? LAME! Or maybe not... Ohhhhhhh kaaaay! An explanation to anyone who gives two shits. First off...I kind of hate profile songs. In most cases I think they ar...
Posted by Macacca on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST

Cat Power: Sexy Chantuese/Raving Schizo.

  I saw Cat Power perform a solo gig a little over a week ago at the Satellite Ballroom in Charlottesville. And it was definitely one of the weirdest shows I have ever been too. Before I wen...
Posted by Macacca on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:09:00 PST

Booze!

As of this week the AMF Sunset Lanes on Broad has thier liquor license and I will be behind the bar on Tues, Wed, and Fri-Sun of every week busting my ass to get you drunk. I have to say the selection...
Posted by Macacca on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:06:00 PST

Hire Me Mutha Fucka!!

Dear Sir or Madam, Your advertisement for (insert job title) fits my experience and qualifications perfectly, and I am writing to express my interest in and enthusiasm for the position. Most recentl...
Posted by Macacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE PIXIES HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING ATOM BOMB!

The Pixies rocked my ass into the stratosphere on Monday night. After Frank Black and Kim Deal sounding so bitter towards eachother over the last 12 years I never thought I would be lucky e...
Posted by Macacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Shit! Evil Yoda?!?!

So there is this talking Yoda I've been checking out each time I go into Target and its totally awesome. You ask it a question, then you squeeze its hand and it will respond in Yoda jargon with a Magi...
Posted by Macacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Re: Election 2004: Lets all be really sore losers!!

I had a sick feeling all last night as it was looking bleaker and bleaker for John Kerry but when they actually called it today I felt like somebody had punched me really hard in the stomach. I've tak...
Posted by Macacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me, A Shovel and 1,000 lbs of Cow Shit

I just finished working 1,000 pounds of cow shit into the yard next to my apartment this weekend. A couple of weeks ago I was grabbed by the unshakeable urge to plant a vegetable garden. The thought ...
Posted by Macacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Centipede!!

Alright so the coolest thing happened to me a few days ago. My Friend Brian tells me he's going to move to philadelphia for approximately 6 months and asks me to babysit his vintage 1980 atari centipe...
Posted by Macacca on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST