how i have been feeling |
You took me home,I drank too muchCause of you my liver turned to dustCold rust tastesCold creeping cold painDo you understand what I mean?When you feel your soul drop to the floorLike a holeLike an op...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:54:00 GMT |
50 things women need to know |
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is y...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:02:00 GMT |
joke of the day |
so why should you run from a blonde when she throws a pin at you?
Chances are she still has the GRENADE in her mouth
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:36:00 GMT |
ARE YOU GAY? ASK YOURSELF |
Ask yourself: Am I Gay? 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of y...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:46:00 GMT |
How come Nice guys finish last everytime |
So Everyone knows nice guys finnish last every time. so from now on it is the real me not the nice me. I realize i have to be an asshole, Seems all women love assholes.But to top off the shittiest wee...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:40:00 GMT |
The biggest RULE |
Friends are one thing BUT Firefighters DO NOT date other firefighters Ex's NO MATTER WHAT. I will not date any of my Brother firefighter's Ex's. It's wrong and if you do it then you should think about...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:51:00 GMT |
FAKE FRIENDS |
you know how you have your core of friends? well you know when you meet some one and then the totally change for someone. i.e. dye there hair, change the music they listen to, talk shit behind your ba...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:11:00 GMT |
Man Laws as told from the book of Scuba |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog d...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 05:58:00 GMT |
