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Coach Lulu

They thought he had a grenade, he was eating a PEAR!

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Myspace BackgroundsHello, everyone. I'm LuAyne and welcome to my crazy life. I am the wannabee Mary Kay Sales Director of the Pink Superheros. First I work full time at a Honda dealership in Bowie where I DO NOT SELL THE CARS DONT ASK ABOUT A DISCOUNT! I just work in the accounting office. I am a mom of a 3 year old who now speaks a little spanish, dont know how that got started (damn you Dora). She has also told me she wants to be a racecar driver when she grows up! I am married to a wonderful man who also is my daughters father, except for that horrible NASCAR addiction. Hey I can deal with football, starting to build a tolerance to the sport of going fast and making left hand turns. I am also a business owner. I am a consultant for Mary Kay. I love what I do with them. I have the power to enrich womens lives. If you ever want to order or inquire about the buisness (were always looking!) check out my website. www.marykay.com/LJBrown06, shop online, anytime. If you want to chat leave a message. I dont add bands or those stupid profiles about how you can make tons of cash by doing surveys all day.I'm also competing in the Ms Xpose Fitness Challenge in Feb. If you want to come out and see me dance let me know (no I do not get naked, you only wish!).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: LuAyne
Birthday: 1/11
Birthplace: New Carrollton, MD
Current Location: Hanover, MD
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: irish and native american
The Shoes You Wore Today: cheapies I bought from wal-mart (3 bucks)
Your Weakness: junk food, mini coopers
Your Fears: being lonely
Your Perfect Pizza: Any its a damn pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose baby weight become a marykay sales director
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: never use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: Crap here we go all over again
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs
Your Bedtime: when I crash
Your Most Missed Memory: Broadcasting school
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Vanillia Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: both or any
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, goes great with those TGI fridays mixers with the vodka in it
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, starbucks is awesome..
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: with my friends and no children in the room
Do you Sing: in the car
Do you Shower Daily: I try but its hard being me
Have you Been in Love: yes, true love once
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: already did
Do you belive in yourself: I try but its hard
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I was prego
Do you think you are Attractive: god no, my stomach is still flabby
Are you a Health Freak: not really, I dont believe in putting yourself on a diet and then not crashing later
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: there ok
Do you play an Instrument: usta could
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, i've been 21 for 6 mos now
In the past month have you Smoked: never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does my honeymoon count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: In TX, Grapevine Mills
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but they do sound good
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, would be nice
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, i'm married
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Refer to the attractive question
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: YEA!!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: naturally
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I never want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: England, bitches
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: no blondes
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me1
Weight: 250
Best Clothing Style: dont look like a bum please!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: enough
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not doing my audition tape for school
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Your Body Image is 48% Unhealthy, 52% Healthy
You may think you have a normal body image, but you definitely don't.
While you may not have a serious problem, you obsess over your looks way too much. How's Your Body Image?Oh God No! I was kinda hoping a differnt person!
Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
What purse is perfect for you?
juicy couture bag You are a fun-loving, outgoing, interesting person, and everyone loves to be around you.
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What Nascar Driver are you?
Kasey Kahne Congratulations!! You are Kasey Kahne, you drive the number 9 Dodge with style and are one of the coolest drivers out there!!! You have proved that you really truelly are the rookie of the year in the Nextel Cup Series. You have alot of screaming fans who cheer you on because of your charm, and your passion to race.
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Exotic Dancer Name Is...
Zora Exotic Dancer Name Generator
What Is Your Perfect Car? (with pics)
Mini Cooper You might not get easily noticed, but people can appreciate you for your true value.
Cars-Driving-Racing Quizzes
Guys Like That You're Charming
You're the girl most guys can't get out of their heads
Even if they met you on a bad hair day :-)
You just seem to "click" with everyone you meet
So even if a guy forgets about you for a second... his friends haven't! What Do Guys Like About You?
How Blond Are You?
Red Head The saying might be blonds have all the fun, but I bet your a blast to hang out with too! You're the type that lives life to the fullest and would never miss a good party. Enough said!!!
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My Interests

Reading, girly stuff, shoes, makeup, hanging out with my friends, working out at Xpose (no, I dont do lapdances for free), spending time with my husband, my daughter.
Your IQ Is 90
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
LuAyne:
Recipe for Love


- 2 teaspoons of honesty

- 2 heaping tablespoons of friendliness

- a pinch of hotness

Blend together quickly and serve.
'What is your recipe for love?' at QuizGalaxy.com

You Are a Lazy Cook
Technically, you're a cook... in that you do cook the occasional frozen burrito in the microwave.
Get a little adventurous. Sprinkle some fresh cheese on that frozen pizza next time! Are You A Good Cook?
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How Maryland Are You? Your Result: You're 100% Maryland

You have erected a shrine to Ray Lewis in your living room, complete with a "BELIVE 'HON" bumper sticker on your car. You can name every county in the state and refer to Howard County as "Ho Co." The second you step over the stae line, you feel weird, and need a Natty Bo.


You're 80% Maryland
You're 40% Maryland
You're 60% Maryland
You're 20% Maryland
How Maryland Are You?Instead of a Caddy, should I get one of these in pink instead?
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.

While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality? /div

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that wants to hang out with me and have a good time. Also Kasey Kahne, hes so cute.
Your Linguistic Profile:
75% General American English
15% Dixie
5% Yankee
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

Music:

I love a little bit of everything. I dislike country music but I do respect them for what they do. Besides its the only genre where if you play it backwards you get your truck, car, house, dog and wife back.You should check out my cd player. I got Jay-Z, Pharel, the neptunes, Robbie Williams, Nickelback, Flyleaf, some classic rock, Nelly (the rapper and Furtato), John Mayer, Gwen stefani, No Doubt, Fergie. Plus I have different mix cds for whatever mood i'm in.
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I am in love w/this song and him (admit it hes hot). If you know my thing for james bond you know why I have it on here.

Movies:

I love James Bond collection. Moulin Rouge was awesome I used one of the songs for my processional music. I love all types of movies, the best one is The whole 9 yards. I love watching the dumb editing mistakes that come up. Shows you how much of a A/V nerd I am. I love comedy too but not really dumb stuff. I grew out of the scary movie phase.

Television:

Hello, i'm an A/V nerd. I love to watch live tv, b/c you never know whats going to happen. I love watching NASCAR for that reason. I love project runway, Chapelles show, Airline, What not to wear, Miami Ink, Best Week Ever. Anything on VH1, style and E. My husband (thanks honey), got me hooked on the food network. I love Good Eats and know I can somewhat cook. My daughter dances to the theme music.
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Whats your Sex and the City character?

Carrie Bradshaw You can be a little odd at times...but are greatly loved for it. Though you live in your own little world...many people listen to you and take your advice to heart. Though you can play the care-free party girl well....you are better fit as the quirky responisble girl.....with an addiction on shoes (or another clothing item)

Television-Movies QuizzesIf you need something to make you laugh or feel like your on an acid trip watch this video.

Books:

I love to read but I never get time to b/c I have a daughter who wants to be read her books first. I love "the power of postive thinking", "success through a postive mental attitude", "miracles happen - the autobiography of Mary Kay", "Mary Kay on people management". Anything that I can take away a lesson, I love to read.
You are 60% Capricorn
How Capricorn Are You?

Heroes:

LuAyne --
[noun]:

A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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How hott are you REALLY? by brokenrainbows
Name:
Fave Color:
Fave Type of Clothing?:
Stripper name: Maria Hottness
hottest part?: ass
How hott are you?: SUPER HOTT
Girls think you are.. hott
Guys think you are... beautiful
My momma, also anyone who isnt afraid to be who they truely are and not worry what everyone else thinks about them and Meatwad from the best adult cartooon ever, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. My other cartoon hero is Bubbles from the Powerpuff girls. If you know me than you know why.
Make your own dummy book at MySpacePimper.com

My Blog

the swat team

For those who didnt know.  A few weeks ago the swat team was at the house.  It was fucking awesome!!!!  I was pulling into the driveway and there was the HUGE fight a few houses up.&nbs...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:25:00 PST

Am I normal?????

Do you ever get that feeling like your a little out of place??  Lately, i've been feeling odd.  I love my daughter but i'm not all into that being attached at the hip and never losing sight ...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:32:00 PST

maybe

I thought this kinda really described how I have been feeling lately. I'm strong, But I breakI'm stubborn, And I make plenty of mistakesYeah I'm hard, And life with me is never easyTo figure out, to l...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST

The Fat Smash Diet - Day 6

For those who dont know, I started a new diet this week.  I bought the book by Dr. Ian Smith called the Fat Smash Diet.  Its the diet they use on Celebrity Fit Club and they are dropping wei...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:01:00 PST

Yup, its official - i'm an adult now

Well after spending only an hour and a half at the MVA (people, go to the Annapolis one, much faster than GB), my dodge is now titled to me and only ME!  Its in my name and the title is being sen...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:47:00 PST

Food for Thought

PURPLE HATS In honor of women's history month and in memory of   Erma Bombeck  who lost her fight with cancer, here is an "angel" sent to watch over you.   IF I HAD ...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Coach Lulu on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

Flaky people

One thing I cannot stand is people who act fake but then talk shit behind you back.  I am not giving out examples but they know who they are.  I have had enough of it.  Dont be nice to ...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

Never again, never ever ever

For loyal fans who have been reading my blog when they get a chance. Last week I posted a blog that actually made that person I had discussed so mad that she doesnt want to be friends w/me anymore.&nb...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST

Why does the drama happen to me?

Yesterday being my birthday, you would think my day was great right?  Oh hell to the no it wasnt.  Thanks to one person (who I am so very thankful right now that she doesnt use myspace), it ...
Posted by Coach Lulu on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST