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joe

About Me

the main reason im on myspace is to get to know people from different parts of the world. im not here to hook up with locals, or use myspace as a dating service...more like a chatting service, if anything. and no, im not really from uzbekistan-lucky me. im from the usa and i live in a smallish town, so being looked up by people i may potentially see at wal-mart is kind of weird. especially considering what i usually wear when i go to wal-mart.feel free to IM me: [email protected]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

master shake and various other animated individuals as well as the people on my friends list. anyone who is interesting to me.

My Blog

because i dont have an original bone in my body...

LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? ooh. maybe some nice pics. :-DWHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? just a few hours ago. ::flexes::  THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? bills, food.LAST FOOD YOU ATE? f...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 00:33:00 GMT

future milf

i give you people gold in my last blog and get no comments. i just re-read it myself and i was like "fuck, i would comment that. that was pretty cool." i know im not a good looking girl, but stil...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:17:00 GMT

un-blog my heart

first off: i got burned by a ciggy, got my half full(note the positive outlook) cap n coke knocked out of my hand, almost had my testes molested by my friend as the clock struck midnight, and my ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:42:00 GMT

musings upon a meaty bum...

ok, i wont say who(her name rhymes with spanner), but one of my buddies was supposed to send me pics(no, not naked) of her bum, which according to sources can be described as "meat...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:17:00 GMT

im falling asleep then im wide awake...

so, im watching a basketball game, something im trying to be interested in, and im nodding off.  after the game is over i go upstairs, turn the tv on and then crawl into bed, as per my ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:57:00 GMT