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Let's start this off right.
FACT: Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Sister Blackbeard Says:
Sports, music, video games, anime, cars, books, movies, computers, girls, sports, girls, food, girls, sleeping, girls, cheese, girls... oh and I always forget to mention girls. :p I love me some friends! (also, if you didn't get that, it's pretty much a quote from Eric from Boy Meets World)
Meeting new people, definitely. :)
I'd like to meet Jesus (back when he was still chillin' on earth), Michael Jordan, David Robinson, Kurt Cobain, your momma, and of course, this guy.
Oh, and Chuck Norris, of course.
FACT: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Skillet, Nirvana, Origa, My Chemical Romance, Sarah Brightman, Foo Fighters, Groove Coverage, Muse, KoRn, Incubus, Nightcore, Ace of Base, Marcy Playground, Metallica, Live, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, Pillar, Philmore, Papa Roach, P.O.D., The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Ben Folds Five, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Audio Adrenaline, Newsboys, DC Talk, Blue Man Group, Blessed Union of Souls, Tool, No Doubt, Offspring, Sonic Flood, Deftones, Blindside, Fuel, Garbage, The Distillers, Rammstein, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime, Tenacious D, Van Halen, Bush, Weird Al, Vivaldi, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Tchaikovsky, Kittie, Powerman 5000, Static X, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Joe Satriani, Zao, Yoko Kanno .... to name a few. XD
Memoirs of a Geisha, Terminator 2, The Shawshank Redemption, Goofy Movie 2, Disney's Beauty and the Beast, The Sandlot, The Fifth Element, Dirty Work, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Mr. Deeds, Disney's Aladdin, A League of their Own, Die Hard, Zoolander, Team America, Resident Evil 2, I Robot, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Anchor Man, All Star Wars movies. James Bond movies rock! The Matrix 1. Hook, Half Baked. Stand by me, Armageddon, Austin Powers, Dumb and Dumber, Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men, Narnia, Three Amigos, True Lies, Samurai X - Trust and Betrayal, Men in Black, Indipendence Day.
Simpsons, Family Guy, Inuyasha, Escaflowne, Rurouni Kenshin, The Slayers, Lupin the 3rd, Case Closed, Sports Center, NBA Inside Stuff, Any Sacramento Kings game, Trigun, Any Raiders game...... Oakland A's Games.
So many more...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the Original!).... Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021. Venture Brothers, Wolves Rain, Witch Hunter Robin, Big O, Cowboy Beebop, Record of Lodoss War, Full Metal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and so much more....
Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Hobbit, the Silmarillion, the Bible, the Grey King, the Dark is Rising series, and the Giver.
Jesus, my mom and dad, David Robinson, and my pastor. Oh and freaking Brett Favre! He's a stud.
CHUCK FREAKIN' NORRIS.
FACT: Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.