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I like Doritos. I do not like Fois Gras. Not even enough to research the correct spelling..I love my family and friends. I hate that cheeze-it from the Rooms to Go comercials and Paul C. Parker, despite his expertise in debt relif and settlement protection...I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free. I'm not proud of the fact that I just quoted a Lee Greenwood song-especially that one-even in an obviously failed attempt at a joke...I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes. I do not like watching the puddles gather rain...I enjoy walks on the beach of medium length. I do not enjoy walks off any sort of plank, yet I do enjoy pirates. My step uncle was a pirate before he retired in '92...I'm terribly good looking and so much more humble and non-competitive than you...Frilly toothpics? I'm for 'em. If you know what that means, I'm for you. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. (R.I.P. Mitch)..I am usually full of shit. I am not currently full of Veal Piccotti, though I should be...I have a dog, a job, three tooth brushes, a bunch of shirts that are too big for me, a motorcycle and Jeep Cherokee that are in desperate need of a cleaning but run just fine, a mortgage, a few extra pounds, three guitars-one of which has all six strings, a red beard and brown hair...How to dance like a white guy

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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

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The Press. I would not like to meet all those unoriginal screw offs out there who also say "The Press." That's my line. No way anyone else but me could have come up with that.

My Blog

I Felt Like 12 Monkeys

I drove out of the parking lot at Locos today with a strange feeling, and for some reason, out of all the useless crap my brain has stored over the past 30 years, the feeling I had was exactly what I...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:48:00 GMT

No, really. Im moving again...

Kids, this is getting rediculious. Have you ever met a person who wasn't skipping out on rent who moves as often as I do? Well, this is really it for a while. I bought a house in Athens-a cool little...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:00:00 GMT

Gas Protest on May 15 will do more harm than good...

Because you know what will happen? It will create an unatural run on the pumps on the 14th. Don't get me wrong, a mass consumer movement to lower demand is an admirable thing. But the answer is a call...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:16:00 GMT

Look both ways and don't buy a Jeep

Actually, look both ways twice because doing so once apparently isn't sufficent. Especially if the sun is setting to your right, blinding your view of oncoming traffic. And don't buy a 1999 Jeep Grand...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:41:00 GMT

Dear Senator Obama

Dear Senator Obama,I am in a small minority of Americans who have enough of an interest in who's running the show to pay attention to what's going on, so I decided to tune into your historic presiden...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Sorry, Alanis, but I can't take you seriously

I'm sitting in my office doing paperwork and jamming out to a 90's Alt rock play list on I-Tunes (actually, that's what I WAS doing before I started f'ing off with this MySpace blog) and that Alanis M...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:29:00 GMT

Be Nice to Cops

You know those people who are always bitching about how the cops in their town are such huge assholes? Every time they have an encounter with John Q. Law, the cop thinks he's Dirty Harry and screws wi...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:34:00 GMT

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

For those of you not in the Atlanta area or for those of you who don't pay attention to the local news, there was a story recently about two brothers charged with animal cruelty. Allegedly, they ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:43:00 GMT

I voted for a Democrat?

I voted last week. I agree with and disagree with some of what each party has to offer, some more than others, so I found myself voting about 10% Democrat, 40% Republican and 50% Libertarian. I&n...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:19:00 GMT

Looking at my Blog

I can see you people looking at my blog. Please leave a comment when you come, if you come, so I won't wonder who is looking at my blog. You don't have to be nice about my blog. Just let m...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 14:43:00 GMT