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~Jade~

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Jade. I've been by myself for 21 years and its been a fantastic ride. I have a very dry sense of humor. I spend my days reading, writing, and kicking ass (you should try it). I have no regrets, except for only not doing everything sooner. P.S. Little something I've learned about life; it takes initiative. Get off your parent's couch! Quit the excessive masturbating, quit the excessive shopping, quit giving a damn about what others think! None of that matters. Go out and live your life the way you wanna fucking live it!!!Peace.

My Interests

Movies, Music, people who give a damn about things that matter (i.e. NOT Paris HILTON or Miley Cyrus!)

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, Barack Obama, Odemus Prime...haha!

Widgets & Flash Toys

Music:

Dido, System of a Down, Incubus, Breaking Benjamin, Pixies, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Skindred, Third Eye Blind, Sheryl Crow, Imogen Heap, Frou Frou, Crystal Castles, The Bravery, Phantom Planet, The Beautiful Girls, Moby, JEM, Daft Punk, etc. If you can tell, I've recently displayed a liking of European electronic music (it's better than the shit in America, trust me)

Movies:

Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, American History X, Keeping the Faith, Spanglish, Sherrybaby, 28 Days Later (the first one, not the sequel), The Weatherman, anything that's mentally stimulating and doesn't substantially lower my IQ upon watching it.

Television:

Discovery Channel, A&E (when I used to have expanded cable), TBS---THE OFFICE, Family Guy

Books:

The Underacheiver's Manifesto: The Guide to Acheiving Little, self-help books (they actually help with insight), cook-books (whenever I have money to cook)

Heroes:

Myself...yup, I'm that egotistical

My Blog

I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired!!!

Zeitgeist, the MovieI'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. The one thing I can tell everyone is that we are all idiots who will believe every piece of propaganda that is spoon fed to us by idiots...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Fri, 16 May 2008 04:37:00 PST

Response

To those of you who glanced at my blog yesterday, well. I guess I had a Tyler Durden moment. That shit happens. Save money and travel. I guess that was the point I was making. Just thought I should cl...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:57:00 PST

Why does all wine taste like Cat Piss?

Seriously. Why does it? I've tried a couple of varieties and they all suck. What the hell. That's a ton of disappointment. None of them beat Jack & Coke, Jack & Dr. Pepper, Jack & Pepsi, J...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST

Auckland New Zealand hhhmmm?

So, I've got a 9 hour layover in Auckland New Zealand on my way to AU. I've found a NZ skydiving place that may let me go during my layover. I've emailed them to see if it's possible. If so....I'll be...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:43:00 PST

Killing Time and Killin People

I finally watched "Class of 2005" DVD of when i graduated (thanks Casey for allowing me to discover this gem!!) Man, whenever I'm down or depressed I just gotta put on that DVD and watch people make a...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:45:00 PST

The Naked Truth About "Totally Nude Yoga"

By Linda Dahlstrom What it is: "Totally Nude Yoga & Tai Chi" DVD ($19.99) © DG Distributors What it claims to do: Dr. Leonard's Online Healthcare Catalog, which sells the DVD, says that because yo...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:01:00 PST

Driving...did you know Toyota means "Slow horse’s Ass in Laoation?"

It doesn't, but if I didn't tell you that what would you think of them there drivers? It's snowing...my car isn't whether proof. I'm leaving at 7AM to get to work on time because of shity drivers here...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:31:00 PST

Comedian

So saw Seth MacFarlane last night....he was thirty minutes late. But to make up for it he let us see the new episode of Family guy before it airs. Pretty funny...one part may be cut out though...he sa...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:21:00 PST

Ode to Britney

Miss Spears, Thank you for the years of sexual gratification you have given young boys and men alike. Thank you for your outrageous antics, whether it's been dropping your baby, flashing your hoo-ha, ...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:03:00 PST

David Caruso Quotes from CSI Miami

This is a continual collection of David Caruso's quotes he says right before the music starts on CSI Miami 1. "His album will go straight to 1, with a bullet" 2. "Welcome to divorce of the 21st Centur...
Posted by ~Jade~ on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:37:00 PST