American Android |
My name is Sergio Paulo Mireles Zacarias... I am an American Android. I am a robot programmed by all forms of media, this 'melting-pot' culture, my parents, and my real-... Posted by George W Bush on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST |
I love drugs |
I truly believe that my own mortality makes life beautiful... If I had 2 million years on this earth I'd have all the time in the world to spend every day playing video games and w... Posted by George W Bush on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:27:00 PST |
School sucks... |
...But I'm tired of hearing about the potential I have to do great things... It's time to see what I am truly capable of... being. Not only in school. in music. in dishes. in soccer. in discipli... Posted by George W Bush on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:49:00 PST |
Shake n' Bake! |
If you haven't seen Taladega Nights... your life doesn't count. Posted by George W Bush on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Sloppy |
I'm better than this... Posted by George W Bush on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:15:00 PST |
very deep |
I think instead of saying "blah blah blah..." I'm going to start saying "blog blog blog..." Posted by George W Bush on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST |
"I eat almost everyday." |
Seriouly, I'm retarded... I forgot to eat today. Posted by George W Bush on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:47:00 PST |
that foam in the urinal after you pee... |
so i thought i had 2 weeks to finish 8 tests in my self-paced US history class... turns out i have 1 week to finish 16 tests... i'm up poop creek with nothing but a hand grenade.
pray for me. Posted by George W Bush on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |