When I was just a little girl,
my mama used to tuck me into bed,
and she read me a story.
It always was about a princess in distress
and how a guy would save her
and end up with the glory.
I'd lie in bed
and think about
the person that I wanted to be.
Then one day I realized
the fairy tale life wasn’t for me.
I don’t wanna be like Cinderella,
sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
waiting for somebody to come and set me free.
I don’t wanna be like someone waiting
for a handsome prince to come and save me
oh, no, will survive,
unless somebody’s on my side.
Don’t wanna be
no, no, no one else.
I’d rather rescue myself.
I adopted a cute lil' cow fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
