Segregate the Degenerates! |
I'm going to pretend that its not karmic retribution that lands me in these situations but instead kicks in the ass from the creative fairy...
So, I was ten minutes into Black Snake Moan when (gasp) I...
Posted by Manda on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST |
.7786 of the 9876451 things I dont understand about people. |
Okay, so ever since I was old enough to fathom the fact that I'm not so people-oriented in public (unless of course it's people I know and socialize with), I've noticed a disturbing trend in other hum...
Posted by Manda on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST |
job, Job, JOB!!! |
(Dont you love how you can say the same word over and over again and it loses all meaning and sense?)
I want a new job. I just dont know what I want that new job to be. I know this, I want...
Posted by Manda on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST |
Caution! Contents are hot! |
I dont get it. Are people so stupid or so sue-happy that we need these absolutely retarded warnings on things?! I was opening some plastic wrapped infant-sized flip flops the other day and...
Posted by Manda on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST |
Blech! |
I'm having one of those days that I could sleep through anything; a train taking a shortcut through my bedroom, those annoying little chirpy birds I hear day after day as I lay wishing I was sleeping,...
Posted by Manda on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST |
Prayer of the Insomniac |
As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray thee Lord my random thoughts to keep.
And if I should lay all night awake,
I pray thee Lord my sleepiness to take.
Amen....
Posted by Manda on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 04:44:00 PST |
Bush is a Stuttery Lil' Fella. |
I dont know if it was a good thing or a bad thing, but I watched the State of the Union tonight. I dont normally do that...well, I cant remember a time that I ever have. I tend to stay out...
Posted by Manda on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:09:00 PST |
I can lose weight but you cant lose ugly! |
Like a moth to a flame, I just cant avoid the Jerry Springer show. Something about those preview commercials with the barefoot girls in their polyester skirts from Wal-Mart running aro...
Posted by Manda on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST |
I'm Happy I Cut Off My Legs! |
Jerry Springer said, "This civilization is dying." (Yes, Jerry, because you and the producers of your degenerate show keep rounding up the skankiest most insane inbreed bottom of the barrel tras...
Posted by Manda on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST |
tears |
she is alone;
bare.
the world sighs;
uncaring.
she hears nothing;
silence.
the darkness speaks;
rejection.
she waits forever;
endless.
the sky opens;
home....
Posted by Manda on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:55:00 PST |
