sheebs

its raining cinder blocks of death at 908 bedford (for randall, mostly)

living on the ground level of a 9 story building can have its benefits. for one thing, we are granted with a fabulous backyard patio constructed of the finest granite known to man; concrete. however, ...
Posted by sheebs on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

highlights=the ultimate discouraging parent of all time(randall, plz read)

yes i am drunk right now but someone did happen to bring up the title "highlights" tonite. and you know honestly it was my favorite childrens' subscription of all time. that is, until age 8. remember ...
Posted by sheebs on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:38:00 PST

the kittens will be missed.

thank you puppy, for not eating them. ...
Posted by sheebs on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 09:10:00 PST

dear randall,

today i was fired from my job even though i quit on sunday and gave them my 2 weeks notice. why was i fired, you ask? i was cursing blasphemous, ungodly terms at the measly 24 dollars i had so diligen...
Posted by sheebs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KRYLON KRISTMAZ

ashley and i dedicated our whole day to shoplifting over 200 dollars in xmas merchandise, and then bought a faux 6 foot tall tree and used 10 FUCKING cans of white krylon to paint the entire thing whi...
Posted by sheebs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST