new career! |
i want to be one of those idiot black guys that bounce around and just repeat the last word of whatever sentence a rapper is saying. they are called hype men, and it's the most ridiculous t...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST |
i don't want a funeral. |
okay, here we go...
as some of you may or may not know, my grandmother passed away last monday. during her funeral service, the pastor at her church got to the part in his message where he tells...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:06:00 PST |
taste of chaos...ups and downs |
hey, pensacola civic center security:
YOU ARE FUCKING LOSERS ON A REALLY RETARDED POWER TRIP
so i got kicked out of taste of chaos for...wait for it...crowd surfing!
wow.
i'm pretty sure a lot of peop...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST |
i drink to make other people interesting |
1. When was the last time you drank? last monday night idiots...i didn't so much drank as i pickled my insides something ridiculous 2. Where did u drink at? my house, alan's house, fridays, alan's hou...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST |
seasonal survey |
JANUARY
1. Who kissed you on new years?a whore
2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?i never do, because it's always something that i'm not really gonna do...study more, exercise, quit smo...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST |
things i do to make my lady happy :] |
just a few tips for the guys out there to make your relationships go a little bit more smoothly...
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and ...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST |
girls who pee their pants |
so tonight i took it pretty easy...granted, i stayed out late, but i was pretty much just nursing beers and hanging out. i didn't wanna be in the house and some pretty cool people were hanging o...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:14:00 PST |
i'm a weirdo |
1. Whats the story behind your middle name?the story behind it is, i use it as my first name, only shorter. why, you ask? my middle name doesn't have to answer that without his legal council present s...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST |
dear secret internet fatties, |
i have one question for you...why? why do you take pictures of one-fourth of your face, photoshop the fuck out of it, and post it up when captions like "i'm so ugly" and then let fifty people te...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:48:00 PST |
the walmart self-checkout counter |
dear stupid people,
if you are too much of an idiot to be able to run the self-checkout counters at walmart successfully, then please do not attempt to use themi'm aware that such prompts as scan item...
Posted by danny drunk dial on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:54:00 PST |
