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Jill

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

public enemy number 12,681. way down the lists, but hey it gives me time to think before they bust the doors down looking for me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison again, Lucifer, Socrates, Arthur Rimbaud, Jesus, God, the butthole surfers, Les claypool, Smurfette, Gargamel, John Holmes, Uncle Sam, Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, open minded folks who have yet to 'get with the program'

My Blog

barbie head necklace

yea, so my mom came over today to give me a giant box of all these old barbies. the funny thing was that they were all naked, so i had no idea which one was 'nurse' barbie, and which one was 'malibu' ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:24:00 GMT

Homage to Sergio

Homage to Sergiodecades far above, hence said laws caved inthey recited poetry of loveignoring their indebted hymns         & nbsp;     ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:01:00 GMT

Crappin you Negative

**Recently regressed to ego-less womblike state, nothing but floating in a jiggly membrane, watching my greatest sins and most painful moments on a looping film, as if they weren't mine. (The psycho-c...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:32:00 GMT

Old previous post toasted oaties

I drink as much beer as possible and usually wake up with crumpled balls of horrid poetry all around me stained with unmentionables. Currently on hiatus from previous experiments with time traveli...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:47:00 GMT

I gotta hole in me pocket

Have you ever noticed that money tends to act like a magnet? For me it's just like when you put two north poles together, one just flys away. That one's the money. I keep trying to fly away first, but...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 13:05:00 GMT

consciousness is a bitch

"consciousness is fucking bitch" he said, pumping warm beer into his gut, almost angry he had to swallow it first. "You squeeze it, constrict it, expand it, numb it, hump it,  jam it, jack it...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:15:00 GMT