Music, Reading, Writing, Rocking out with or without my cock out, Marlboro Reds, Making people laugh, being fucking awesome
Anyone who does not suck.
Misfits, Bouncing Souls, Alkaline Trio, Street Dogs, Rancid, Johnny Fucking Cash, Slapstick, Operation Ivy, Lifetime, the Suicide Machines, Morrissey, NoFX, Johnny Horton, Shiver Me Timbers, the Handme Downs
the Kevin Smith movies, the Warriors, Red Dawn, Evil Dead Trilogy, anything that has Star Wars in the title, Judd Apatow flicks, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Not Another Teen Movie, Juno
the Office, Scrubs, , the Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, old episodes of Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Saved by the Bell
Fight Club, the Harry Potter books, American Gods, and a shitload of comics
Strong Guy McDonald and his Rock and Roll Bar