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vail

About Me

my name is Vail, i'm an Aquarius, i like long walks on the beach, hard falls in the dark, and generally making an ass of myself. that includes, speaking my mind about things i know nothing about, putting my foot in my mouth, and dropping almost everything i own in the toilet. i have many talents but am a master at none of them. i'm brimming with ambition and fortitude and hope to become rich enough one day to become an excentric weirdo who leaves all his money to his cats, or that nice bag-boy at the grocery store. who knows the world is my oister and i'm swimming in the sea of endless possablilities. my intrests include finding a company that makes cans of tuna-free dolphin, finding that certain ex-someone, and learning how to be a socially acceptable human being. all these are long term goals but i say- hey, gimmie a break, i'm a work in progress... you can't rush art

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My Interests

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my father... oh daddy you said you were just going out for cigarettes.

My Blog

frosty the snowman

everyone's seen frosty the snowman as a kid. growing up there was something about the show that didn't sit well with me. i finally figured it out. at the end of the show when the kid invites frosty in...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:58:00 GMT

secret hand shake motherfuckers

all in all i find blogs odd. i've been known to read a blog or two. for the most part i'm still a novice when it comes to reading them. so when my fancy is caught and i want to puruse a blog it's frus...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 14:48:00 GMT

the waitresses at tom jones should have viewing windows on the skirts.

And god said to noah. "build me and arc, and fill it with two of every breakfast food. pancakes, sausage, bacon, and eggs of your choice. and thou shall call it The Blue Special."
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:24:00 GMT