I'm a consumer whore...and how!

Hey I'm Kyle.......Or Zinsky depending on how long you've known me and where we met.................I love playing my guitar.....actually I love my guitar period....she's my favorite woman.....besides my MommaI have four working guitars, a junk that sits in my closet, and a Bass that belongs to my nephew who doesn't play it...................My 1960 something Harmony Strat-copy is my favorite electric with the rebel flag pick guard..My favorite acoustic is a SWEET Ovation....it's an old one though cos it just has a volume and a tone nob instead of the built in EQ and tuner...I have a WAL-MART acoustic with a broken neck that I play laying down in my lap with the dobro slide my Daddy made me at work...I also have a Dean with an explorer style body and a tremolo that I'm trying to sell if anyone's interested.......I don't like it and it needs a little TLC...The Bass is a 5 string Rogue..I also play Harmonica and some (very little) piano..I have this really cool Brass slide that my Daddy had a guy that he works with make for with the measurements of my finger...it has my name engraved in it..HEY THIS IS NEW FROM RIGHT HERE DOWN.............READ IT....I KNOW IT'S LONG BUT I WROTE SO YOU CAN AT LEAST READ IT ONCE..........I believe in God and I try to be a good person and do what I believe is right....that's the best I can do....I don't judge anyone....don't judge me either......we are all the same where it counts....and I like the confederate flag despite the racist tendencies it has NOW come to stand for......it was originally a symbol of unity of the southern states...black or white.........northerners made the civil war a war for slavery......and the northerners at the time were bigger hypocrits because they had slaves just the same and it took longer for all of them to be freed than it took for the southern slaves to be freed.........the stars and bars is a symbol of unity and rebellion.....rage against the corporate machine just the same as the peace signs I love and any other anti-hypocritical authority figure/pro-truth and justice symbol there is out there.......there you go my history lesson is done.......and the rebel flag is as hippie-friendly screw the man as the 'love not war' signs and the upside down american flag.....in this day and age it all screams....HELP KING GEORGE DUBYA IS AN IDIOT..... I'm ALWAYS positive.....no matter what it could ALWAYS be worse....that tends to rub off on people so watch it I'm contageous....I try to be a nice guy...sometimes...no most times...no almost all the time..I'm kind of a smart alec.....I'm friends with everyone.....or at least I try to be....I have friends from almost every clique or group at school.....I really like to camp and fish and I spend ALL summer on the lake......and love it....especially at sunrise......I live far away from any signs of progress.....it's nice...me and my neighbors are all just one big hippie/hillbilly family...LIKE A BIG HIPPIE COMMUNE...IT'S ALL ABOUT BEIN FREE AND GETTIN BY ON WHAT YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH... everybody's your friend and neighbor and whenever one person needs help the whole community is right there to lend a hand....I'm a big fat funny looking red head.....I'm 6'2" or 3 and I weigh 210.....my friends tell me I'm not fat....(I love you guys)...I argue with them mostly because their reassurances make me feel good about myself.....I never get mad, in fact I've never been mad in my life.....I don't sweat the small stuff....or even the big stuff....someone else always has it worse than you do and as long as you remember that you'll be happy....I've never done much........nothing to be ashamed of........if you ask me I'll tell you what I've done.....I've tried pot....it didn't do anything for me....I've drank...whatever......I've smoked...nasty habit..........and I've took painkillers on occasion but only once when there was no pain.....and I stay so high on life all of the time that I don't even care about ever doing any of it again......I'd like to describe my ideal chick right now.....but I can't...........if I like a chick...it's debateable as to whether or not she'll ever know it cos I got no balls when it comes to that sort of thing.......I'm outgoing...and I love making new friends but when it comes to chicks...I don't know....my fear of rejection kicks in and overrides everything else........makes it hard to be smooth......all I can do is be a nice guy....be your friend cos that's all you want....be a shoulder to cry on....and then never let you know why I'm so understanding.....just be me....kyle zFOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MADE IT TO THIS POINT...I'M PROUD OF YOU....BUT I'M SORRY THERE'S NO POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THIS RAINBOW.....BUT DON'T LET ME FORGET AND I'LL GIVE YOU A BIG HUG NEXT TIME I SEE YOU......UPDATE: I have met the perfect chick...and her name is ariel.....yup....and I love her....COCAINE (LIVE) (Eric Clapton)

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