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Kez

Yes I can.. if Frank says its okay.

About Me


I am Kerry. I like gigs and festivals and buying CDs (unfortunately.. this is a luxury which I can no longer afford and am currently a 'downloader' aaarrgh). I like gin. I like the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain (trust me). I seem to live my life on a cycle of diet, get thin, troff lard, get fat. I have a 7 year old son called Ethan who is incredibly cool and my greatest achievement.. he will also do me proud by growing up to be one of the following.. 1. F1 racing driver 2. Rock Star 3. Jedi Knight. I like going out and getting drunk. I like Kebab Meat (I know, I know..). I love love love Sushi! I love going to visit my friends in London for the weekend. I love to laugh. I mean well. I'm quite a good cook, when I can be arsed. I think everyone should watch Little Miss Sunshine. Now! My neighbours hate me cos I broke their lawnmower (it was an accident!!). My favourite night out is food, band, rock/indie club. I think that if someone describes themselves as 'crazy' or 'a bit mad' they are obviously not and should be avoided at all costs. I can't imagine a time when my hair wont be dyed red. I have a double nape piercing which I think is cool (my Mum does not). My favourite joke is.. What have an apple and an orange got in common?? Neither of em can drive a tractor! Finally.. in the words of The Cat Empire.. "I'm gonna die, with a twinkle in my eye. Cause I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine".

My Interests

Music (all kinds as long as its good), going to gigs, festivals (especially Glastonbury!), films, TV, pubs, dirty rock clubs, books, PS2, comedy, spending time with my 6 year old, eating out, eating in, eating, being grown up and sensible and doing baking and stuff occasionally, gin.

I'd like to meet:

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Someone who would like to come to my house once every few weeks and cut my grass cos I really hate doing it. And Dita... *update... I have now met her and do not wish to meet anyone new ever again as my life is now complete. Oh go on then.. I'll meet Bob Carolgees and Spit the dog.. but then I'm done...

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Music:

Led Zeppelin, The Who, Jeff Buckley, Auf Der Maur, Iommi, Foo Fighters, Mooney Suzuki, Secret Machines, Wolfmother, Alice In Chains, Voxtrot, Napoleon IIIrd, Nine Black Alps, Four Day Hombre, Shiny Toy Guns, Soundgarden, Janes Addiction, Queens of The Stone Age, Mark Lanegan, Radiohead, Blur, Pulp, Nine Inch Nails, The Rumble Strips, Caribou, The Hold Steady, The Postal Service, System Of A Down, Zero 7, Sia, CSS, Lightspeed Champion, The Autumn Defense, Patrick Watson, Elbow, Doves, Airbourne... and many many more!

Movies:

All Star Wars. All the Christopher Guest films. All the Kevin Smith films (apart from Jersey Girl which I have NOT seen..). All the Rocky films including Rocky 5. All the retro 'I was a child in the 80's films' like Goonies and Ferris Bueller and Pretty In Pink. Haven't seen The Breakfast Club which I am told is a sin (have now seen this and am therefor no longer sinful.. ahem). Anything superhero based (and yes, I do include Teen Wolf under this header). Quentin Tarantino stylee stuff is good good. Really like Amelie, The Pianist, Almost Famous and Breakfast At Tiffanys. Films I saw recently which I would highly recommend are.. Little Miss Sunshine and Pans Labyrinth. Oh and Rocky Balboa of course. Obviously.

Television:

Spaced, Quantum Leap, Deal Or No Deal, Top Gear, League Of Gentlemen, Jam, Big Train, Six Feet Under,Judge Judy, The Mighty Boosh, Lost, The Office, Black Books, F1, Snooker, Mythbusters, Miami Ink, Peep Show, The Sky At Night, Rock Profile........

Books:

Dirt - Motley Crue, Long Hard Road Out Of Hell - Marilyn Manson, Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown(obviously), Any book by Michael Moore, The Stars' Tennis Balls - Stephen Fry, About A Boy - Nick Hornby (much better than the film, although the film is really good, its just the book is better), Anything By Joanne Harris especially Coastliners.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, My Grandad and Michael Moore.

My Blog

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.....

I am in Spain at my Grandads villa. It is lush. Own pool. Views of the mountains for miles. Fresh oranges and lemons in the orchard. Pure bliss.Or so you would think.This has been destroyed by the fac...
Posted by Kez on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:27:00 PST

R.I.P David Bowie...

David Bowie has escaped from his cage for the last time. He got out over a week ago... and has not returned. This time, its for good. He leaves behind a loving Father, Ethan... and Grandmother, Kerry...
Posted by Kez on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:31:00 PST

Hungry Hippo?

I honestly have no idea why one of my friends thought that I would find this amusing and emailed it to me...I mean... thats just cruel isn't it?Poor hippo. Huh huh huh......
Posted by Kez on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST

Booze and cake and bands and dildo’s

This last weekend, I have mainly 'rocked out with my cock out'.Now, I don't actually have a penis but there have been few occasions this weekend which would leave people to believe I do. Crashing a st...
Posted by Kez on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:37:00 PST

You know you’ve had a good night when..

...you wake up and there are mini scotch eggs at the end of your bed....you come downstairs to see the following;- empty bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale- empty bottle of gin- empty bottles of bitter lem...
Posted by Kez on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:43:00 PST

Thank you...

.. to all you lovely chuffers who wished me Happy Birthday at the weekend. Had a cracking time... twas muchos fun. Would've been waaaaaay more fun if a certain Mr Welsh had stayed in the smoke instea...
Posted by Kez on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:05:00 PST

Bands that I desperately want to see...

...and who are touring at the moment. Who fancies coming? And also, if you do, who fancies buying the tickets and I'll pay em back on payday? Just a thought... Airbourne Band Of Horses Biffy Clyro ...
Posted by Kez on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:37:00 PST

Plan for next Saturday 2nd Feb... when I can drink booze!

Okies, so I've almost done me detox. Get in! I've managed to lose half a stone too which kicks arse! I cannot believe that I actually haven't drank any booze for a whole month. Might not sound like a ...
Posted by Kez on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:32:00 PST

Wolfbagging... (Do NOT read if easily offended... I MEAN it)

My best friend Pip aka The Midget of Knowledge, taught me something new last night. That being, the act of wolfbagging. Let me make it clear that we were not participating in this act. No siree. Yuk!...
Posted by Kez on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:29:00 PST

Hell on Earth...

...takes its form for me, at the moment, as a supermarket.I HATED going to the supermarket last night. Desperately, I wandered up and down the cakes, buns and cereal bar aisles.. hoping that something...
Posted by Kez on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:27:00 PST