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Ason

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About Me

I have this new thing where I eat while being naked, although the thought of eating cheetos while unclothed kinda freaks me out with the cheesy fingers and all. I'm looking into getting the coolest dog that has ever roamed the face of the earth. It's called a silver lab and I really really really want one. Tyler, are you listening? (probably not as it's been two months since you last logged on). So if anyone sees this beautiful mythical creature roaming around, let him or her know I'm at home waiting for him or her. I love the playoff season for basketball, especially when my Mavs are totally kicking ass. I'm still rooting for a Cavs/Mavs final, but that remains to be seen. I think that's all for now, Second update in a week, this is progress people. xoxo Naked.Pineapple.Out.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the muffin man...I like muffins.

My Blog

The Spot Shot

I'm here today to talk about the newest craze in Plastic Surgery. It's called the G Spot Amplification...My label for it is The Spot Shot. Aparently, a doctor will shoot the Hoo Ha up with all kinds o...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Bookends.

As I said last week, I am truly no good at goodbyes, so longs, see you laters or even sayonaras. Unfortunately for me though, the time has come. And even as I sit here to write this blog with tears st...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:16:00 GMT

L.L. Still Makes Me Laugh!

Lisa, I recently was diagnosed with Masochistic Personality Disorder. I am 24 years old and just now starting to realize what life is like being happy all the time. My question to you is: Would you t...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:55:00 GMT

Another round of quotes

It's become a ritual of ours to write down certain quotes of the night when a party is in progress. It's great viewing material on Monday and it gives everyone at the party something to do. "ooooh wri...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:24:00 GMT

hahaha lisa does it again

Ask Lisa v.5 Letter #5:.. Q: Lisa, I'm a fat broad. Why is it I can get laid but can't find a relationship? What am I doing wrong? Don't get me wrong -- I love getting it, but I would like somethin...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:50:00 GMT

Lisa Lampanelli rocks!

Okay, so by now most of you may know that I have a mild obsession with Lisa Lampanelli. I caught her act on Comedy Central forever ago and this chick is funny. I was checking out her myspace page toda...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:00:00 GMT

White Trash Partay

Here are some great quotes from the party of the year. Yeah, most of them came from the Clarkies, but what would you expect from Roy and Jazzy?   1. Honey I can see your ball (um roy we all coul...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:06:00 GMT

Alcohol plus Vegas equals great quotes

While in Vegas and quite drunk, I kept a log of great quotes that were said throughout the trip. Only my partner in crime will truly understand them, but they still make me laugh regardless, and sweet...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:53:00 GMT

This Man Fucking Rocks!!!

Okay, so this is yesterday's gem from my main man Mark Cuban. I have been saying that everyone should read his blogs and this is one of the many reasons why.     Cursing Posted Jun 19, 2006,...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:35:00 GMT

The survey I stole from Mr. Trendy

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Allison Birthday: June 29 Birthplace: Florida Current Location: Bonita Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'4" Right Handed or Left Handed...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:40:00 GMT