Ditzy Nizzy ♥ - Established 1981

Myspace Layouts I got this layout from topbunLet's have some piccys to begin with:
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If you're under 16, don't look at these ones. ;)
If you're a guy - what does it matter what I put in here? You're gonna see a fit girl, and then decide to add me regardless of what I'm like.
However, the girlies amongst us will read it, so here you are:
First of all - my name is actually Jess. I simply use that name because I'm a ditz, and Nizzy is a nickname of mine (because of my initials having the same letters has Nizlopi's JCB Song ). The "Established 1981" bit is because I was born in 1981 (even if I claim it was 1989).
I've got quite a bubbly and feisty personality (some friends say that it's a bit too bubbly). I can also be pretty talkative, although I'm also a good listener, and a shoulder to cry on when needed. I can also be a bit sarcastic at times, as well as a bit of a nutter. And I'm also a bit of a smiler, hence why "Smily" is a nickname of mine.
I'm originally from Scotland (more specifically, Edinburgh), but have found myself living in Preston - which is where I went to Uni. I stayed in Preston after graduating because: (a) I had made quite a few good friends, (b) I seemingly fell in love with Preston North End - who will be promoted one day, and (c) how close it is to the party capital of the north, Manchester. It's also pretty close to Liverpool as well, so two great night outs within an hour's drive can't be beaten, can it?
I'm also easy to get depressed, and then easy to get perked up again - it can be done by something has simple has a chocolate bar or listening to a good Eurovision song (trust me, there are some).
If you send me a message of some sort or other when I'm online and you don't get a response, it's nothing to do with you. I may be doing something which means I can't respond that instant. I may have also spotted something shiny, and am chasing after it.
Those survey bulletins: I've only done them 'cos I'm on here at home and am bored (it used to be that I was bored at work, but they blocked access here when I was on holiday in Portugal - it's odd, 'cos I'm more likely to go to eBay or YouTube there, and neither of them are blocked). The idea is that you copy them and put them into a new bulletin. Unless you want clarification over something. In which case, you do reply.
I also don't use any messenger programmes, either. (Well, not with people that I don't already know.) Sorry, but I have better things to do with my free time.
Some more things:
-> To that Nigerian banker: thanks for the offer of having a "good relationship" or to "be wife" of yours. Thanks for the offer, but I'm fine with Angela right now.
-> I'm quite happy with the size of my willy. So please don't send me offers to extend it. (Question - Do strap-ons count?)
-> I'm not going to marry any Turkish guys, unless I know that they want more than a British passport. (And, besides, I'm already taken.)

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessica Bronagh Carter - but everyone calls me "Jess"
Birthday: 16 September 1981
Birthplace: Edinburgh
Current Location: One of the following:
-> My office
-> My flat
-> In Edinburgh
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette, although it was dyed blonde for Malta, and might very stay that way for a while
Height: 5ft 4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Half Scottish, half Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Depends on the circumstances.
Your Weakness: Sexy foreign accents (my current favourite is French on a guy)
Your Fears: Spiders, terrorists killing me, and dogs (ever since one bit me when I was 8 - even if the dog was put down).
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of meat, lots of cheese - the more the better
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sorting out my CD collection. (But then I did say that in 2005, 2006 and 2007, and I haven't really done so.)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I only use them with people I already know (mainly my friends back in Edinburgh)
Thoughts First Waking Up: F***ing alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature: Me babies**
Your Bedtime: Somewhere between 11.30pm and 12am on a weeknight. Usually way past 3am on a weekend.
Your Most Missed Memory: Live 8 in London (hard to forget, when you're in the Inner Circle), or Ibiza with the girls in 2000
Pepsi or Coke: Well, I prefer Pepsi, but you can only get Coke at football, since they sponsor the Football League
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: How can you prefer cappuccino over coffee WHEN THEY'RE THE SAME THING?
Do you Smoke: No - I'm asthmatic
Do you Swear: No I f***ing don't ;)
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: You mean to say there are some people who don't (or at least wash themselves)? Ewww.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No - 'cos I've already been
Do you want to get Married: Not now
Do you belive in yourself: How does one "belive" in one's self?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No - it comes from having a fast metabolism
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes - most of the time (since I live in Preston and they live in Edinburgh)
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're pretty cool, so yes. Just as long as I'm inside, though
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Show me someone from Ireland who has never drunk alcohol (I'm saying that because I'm part-Irish).
In the past month have you Smoked: No - I'm asthmatic
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only paracetamol and my asthma medication
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. Even though we call them "shopping centres" in the United Kingdom
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm allergic to it
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the last month, but I have done it (mostly in Spain, Portugal, Malta and Croatia)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: [Jess pulls angel face]
Ever been Drunk: Remember that statement about me being part-Irish? It still applies.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well, I wanted to be a nurse when I was younger, and look how that turned out
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference
Favourite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: Preferably shorter than mine
Height: Not much taller than me
Weight: Not obscenely overweight
Best Clothing Style: My style - I call it AIFCI (anything I feel comfortable in)
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: Five - two in either ear, and my belly button
Number of Tattoos: 1 - an angel on my left shoulder blade
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't have any - I believe you do what you do for a reason, and you learn from it.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
* - Except for Crocs. Don't even get me started.
*** - What I call me breasts.