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About Me

I hate it when people act drunk when they really aren't. I hate it when perfectly capable people take the elevator to the 2nd floor. I hate grotesque feet. i hate feet in general. i hate it when people complain to hostesses and servers in restaurants like everything is their fault. I hate it when my phone rings when im in a meeting and i forgot to turn the sound off. I hate it when people sing to a song and keep looking at you to have a reaction. I hate that annoying beeping noise that cell phones make. I hate Ian's rooster alarm clock. I want to smash it. I hate it when you want to smoke and all the everything is gone. I hate it when you're having a drinking contest and you run out of alcohol. I hate having to repeat myself over and over. I hate it when you have an inside joke with someone and thats all they ever talk about. I hate people who holla "hey ma" when you're walking down the street like its actually gonna get them some pussy. I hate most country music but i appreciate bluegrass. I hate people who take pictures of their abs and their boobs to put on myspace. I hate people who talk about myspace ALL THE TIME."hey you got a myspace? ill look you up! Hey - thx 4 the add!!!" Puke. Its like fight club you just don't talk about it. I hate Damascus High School. I hate stale candy corn. I hate it when it rains and my car doesn't de-fog. I hate disease. I hate liars. I hate George Bush. I hate Evangelists. Especially Televangelists. And I fucking HATE racism. I hate it when someone borrows your shoes and ties the laces too tight and leaves them for you to undo. But most of all, I hate your mom. She should've had an abortion....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a guy who won't mind if I eat more than him. Who doesn't mind if I burp. Someone who will listen to my long explanations and laugh with me when they're complicated. Someone who won't mind my sarcasm and crude humor. Somebody who will geek out to stupid ass songs on the radio or on a retarded mix cd. Who can talk to me about anything and everything. Who isn't too shy to hug me but knows when too much is too much. Who knows I'm a complete tard with my crazy-weirdness and likes it. Someone who will laugh at my stupid jokes and then tells me they were stupid.haha. Someone who will tell me I am beautiful not 'hot' or 'fuckable.'Someone I can crawl inside of and disappear... Someone who knows expensive things aren't the key to love. But knows how to ball out when its needed-even if we can't afford it. Somebody who can follow along with my rambling stories, still manage to keep up with them AND understand what I mean. Somebody I can talk to for hours. And who can talk to me for hours. Someone who won't lie to me. Someone who will be straightforward and honest even if they think it will hurt my feelings. Someone who will hold me and smile to me when I'm dying. Someone who's not afraid to be himself. Someone who cares about things bigger than the latest fashion or the biggest pop star. Somebody who has an ounce of integrity in their blood. Somebody who isn't a complete asshole. Someone who is clean. Someone who isn't afraid to try new things and isn't biased. Someone who shows signs of intelligence. As adventurous as I am. Someone who is considerate. Damn all these things in one.. I guess I'm looking for a gay guy... o_O

My Blog

I'm bored. Wont you write me a love letter and feed me to the fish?

Im in a strange mood, so i'm just going to type what im thinking...see if you can follow along. So I've decided that even though I don't believe in God, I've been blessed. Figuratively, that is. The ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Dec 2010 06:07:00 GMT

black FUCKING metal

tonight was the best night of my life. i saw my favorite band. i was so close... i could smell them. my lip ring got ripped out of my face. i bled.i got a tee shirt. 2 tee shirts actually. one for me....
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:30:00 GMT

The answers people put on these things are so random....

How well do you know me if at all? my name? who is the love of my life (right now)? where did we meet? take a stab at my middle name? how long have you known me?when was the last time we saw eachothe...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:17:00 GMT

What if...YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA!!!

----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: u gonna eat that stapler.. split it wit u Date: Sep 28, 2006 11:03 AM Everybody wonders " what if" once in a while. Just hit "reply to poster...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:39:00 GMT

YO FUCK m.c. FUCK THIS BITCH I...'M OUT

FUCK M.C. those goddamn fucking bitches took $150 out of my fucking bank account pushing me NEGATIVE. And in turn making ANY transaction that day go negative ALSO so NOW im paying over a hundred fucki...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:07:00 GMT

Just a bulletin that I recently posted....A peek into the mind of Brandi

Now for those of you who have no idea what this is about, let me first brief you.....I currently have the Human Rights Campaign on my friends list here on myspace....corny I know but hey I get some in...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:15:00 GMT

These are some poems that I came across from just a few years back....

I wrote this while I was going to Damascus....nuff saidMutinyNothing but a sac of bonesdroning on and on throughoutthe day, those clonesLiving in this paradisea world of superficial gamesI sit and pon...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:08:00 GMT

Ride it til the Sun sets

Rride the wind little girl Ride it like theres no tomorrow Ride the roller coaster of life little girl Cuz thats really all it is Make your trek up the steep incline of lifes beginning and pre...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:22:00 GMT

My Business is MY business : no-one else's. SO BUTT OUT

yO i'M only sayin this ONE MORE TIME so everybody listen up. If I do something its because I want to and for reasons that are good enough for ME. I will not base decisions anymore on OTH...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:10:00 GMT

Politics..Gotta Love Em

Pro-choice or Pro-life?Personally, I DO NOT believe in abortion- look at all the great people who have come into the world, what if your mother had gotten an abortion? I do not believe that anybody ha...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:28:00 GMT