"I'm here to be about everything that there is."A great man told me that. and then he threw up from the 27th floor of the Sears Tower. Okay, i made that last part up. but that's something that guy would totally do. Oh i'm also interested in what kind of animal you would like to be. let me know, won't you?
i already have. for All is One and i saw you yesterday in a dream, eating an ice cream sandwhich and talking backwards, telling me how i was going to die and what t-shirt i would be wearing that day....i can't believe it. i hate that t-shirt. i only wear it when i have to do laundry....why does everything have to circle back around and catch us with our pants down....and wearing an ugly t shirt? tears on my keyboard....tears on an ice cream sandwhich.
Too much, too good, too wonderful.....oh....oh.....UGH!.... okay, don't touch me for a little bit. i need a sandwhich and a nap. maybe a cigarette. then i'll try again....or you can look at the bands in my friends thing.
i like films that have a strong effect on my soul, carrying their message through out my life and helping to define that ethereal concept of time and life, love and death, truth and passion. Mostly, Lifetime Channel is the only source i've found for this rare and special artistic expression. just breathtaking...
TV..oh, you mean the dark god that crouches in my living room and demands at least 2 to 3 hours of worship per day. oh great beast of strange power and unending hunger! will there never be silence again?..but wait. we must be careful. IT CAN HEAR US.
Just to let you guys know...you can't eat these. i mean, they sort of resemble sandwhichs. Sandwhichs of words. But no, that is not the case. Once i figure these things out, i'll let you know. Until i do, see the above entry. IT doesn't like books.
Lance Armstrong's remaining testicle. I mean, it's gotta be kind of like your best friend dying, right? But he still keeps going and allows Lance to win that french bike race thingy. wow, what a trooper. Also John Wesley Powell. He went down the damn Colorado river in a wooden boat. and he had one arm. and he was a badass. Oh, and i also love and respect people that understand what a joke is. i'm still learning.