10 facts about me |
1. I DIED FROM A BLOOD CLOT ON MY LUNG BACK IN 2001 - OBVIOUSLY I GOT BETTER
2. I CAN DO THE SPLITS
3. MY LEFT KIDNEY IS TWICE THE SIZE OF MY RIGHT KIDNEY
4. I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BU...
Posted by Pauly C on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST |
Life Experiences |
Level 1( ) Had an asthma attack(X) Smoked A Cigarette(X) Smoked A Cigar(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex(X) Drank Alcohol(X) Been In Love(X) Been Dumped(X) Been Fired(X) Been In A Fist Fight(X) Snuc...
Posted by Pauly C on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST |
British Sailors Released |
I was pleased to hear on the news today that the 15 British sailors who were captured by the Iranians are going to be released. So these sailors, 14 men and 1 woman were 'supposedly' in Iranian w...
Posted by Pauly C on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:55:00 PST |
The Gospel According To Corio |
And God said to Moses, come forth.......
........but he came fith and lost all of his beer money!
Posted by Pauly C on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:44:00 PST |
Midnight Pharmacy |
When you're drunk, never go to the Midnight Pharmacy at Boots and ask for 4 lines of chaz, 2 disco biscuits and a packet of Rizlas. The security guards tend to chase you off.
Posted by Pauly C on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Problems With Myspace |
It seems something went very wrong with my profile earlier today when my background suddenly changed from the night time city scape to Avril fucking Lavigne. Why? I do not know but bear with me until&...
Posted by Pauly C on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:37:00 PST |
Two Thoughts |
First thought.....
To be, or not to be: that is the question:Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,And by oppos...
Posted by Pauly C on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST |
Parkinson |
This guy is supposed to be the best interviewer ever, but have you noticed how all of his interviews seem to be the same?
Example;
Parky: "You're great."
Guest: "No, you're great"
Parky: "No, no,...
Posted by Pauly C on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST |
Automatic Indicators |
This is a special message to all of those people who keep me waiting at roundabouts and junctions and cause traffic to build up.........
Have a look on your car and check to see if your automatic indi...
Posted by Pauly C on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST |
The Bollywood Season |
So I see Sky Movies are showing a season of Bollywood movies featuring Shilpa Shetty from Celebrity Big Brother.
If I don't watch them, does that make me racist?
Posted by Pauly C on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:27:00 PST |
