Jimalle the giraffe

Once apon a time their was a giraffe his name was jimalleeee and he wanted to get fucked up so the was like to this lion hey bruuu tets get fucked up so they went to this dair and their was this indie...
Posted by JADE on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:31:00 PST

woofy_by cory page and the crew while baked as fuck

Well one time there was a dog called woofy. And it got its balled chopped off but then they had to rename it they called it lassy. oh fuck so anyway on Chinese new year, it was the last day, so lasssy...
Posted by JADE on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:15:00 PST

things that fuck you off

1. white people who think they are black like what the fuck go jump of a bridge2. people who have their friend count in their name like zomg who gives a fuck 3. ugly and fat people that think they are...
Posted by JADE on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:49:00 PST

yea um stuff oi, deep stuff, like yer

I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, fla...
Posted by JADE on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST