Other than going to the gas station and sitting on the airhose, I have no interests of any kind. I used to enjoy locking myself in the linen closet. Then I developed a nagging fear that someone was going to come along and suck out all the air with a straw. I do a braindead job, am borderline senile, and my sex life is a memory. I smoke like a 1963 Ford Falcon, eat like a demented teen-ager, and politically am to the right of Attilla.
Yet I favor gay marriage, but only between a blonde female and an Asian female with a webcam. I have a short left leg, and I seek a lactatical female with a short right leg. Object: Comedy Lambata and wet nursing. I don't have an enemy in the world, but most of my friends hate me. Underneath this strong, hulking, masculine exterior lies a dedicated underachiever
Ten Years After: I'm Going Home @ Festival in the Park
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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.***
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.***
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
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What's the difference between a whore and a congressman? A congressman makes more money.***
An empty man is full of himself.
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Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem
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Democracy--rule by the people--sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America.***
Cheer up, comrades: You can't feel as bad as you look. Or look as bad as you feel.
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The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.***
Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.
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There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.***
If the end does not justify the means - what can?
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You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light
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Power is always dangerous. Power attracts the worst and corrupts the best.***
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Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.
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When the philosopher's argument becomes tedious, complicated, and opaque, it is usually a sign that he is attempting to prove as true to the intellect what is plainly false to common sense***
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In the modern techno-industrial culture, it is possible to proceed from infancy into senility without ever knowing manhood.***
Taxation: how the sheep are shorn.***
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The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.]
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When the biggest, richest, glassiest buildings in town are the banks, you know that town's in trouble.
