Other than going to the gas station and sitting on the airhose, I have no interests of any kind. I used to enjoy locking myself in the linen closet. Then I developed a nagging fear that someone was going to come along and suck out all the air with a straw. I do a braindead job, am borderline senile, and my sex life is a memory. I smoke like a 1963 Ford Falcon, eat like a demented teen-ager, and politically am to the right of Attilla. Yet I favor gay marriage, but only between a blonde female and an Asian female with a webcam. I have a short left leg, and I seek a lactatical female with a short right leg. Object: Comedy Lambata and wet nursing. I don't have an enemy in the world, but most of my friends hate me. Underneath this strong, hulking, masculine exterior lies a dedicated underachiever
Ten Years After: I'm Going Home @ Festival in the Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUJrBF4PFlM
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.*** Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.*** One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. *** What's the difference between a whore and a congressman? A congressman makes more money.*** An empty man is full of himself. *** Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. *** *** When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem *** *** *** Democracy--rule by the people--sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America.*** Cheer up, comrades: You can't feel as bad as you look. Or look as bad as you feel. *** *** The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.*** Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others. *** *** There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.*** If the end does not justify the means - what can? *** You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light *** Power is always dangerous. Power attracts the worst and corrupts the best.*** *** Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. *** When the philosopher's argument becomes tedious, complicated, and opaque, it is usually a sign that he is attempting to prove as true to the intellect what is plainly false to common sense*** *** In the modern techno-industrial culture, it is possible to proceed from infancy into senility without ever knowing manhood.*** Taxation: how the sheep are shorn.*** *** The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.] *** When the biggest, richest, glassiest buildings in town are the banks, you know that town's in trouble.
