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Joe

Make time before it runs out or you lose the recipe... (that's one thing you cant get back)

About Me

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Birthplace: Iowa
Current Location: Las Vegas, NV
Eye Color: green/blue/gray
Hair Color: light browney
Height: all sorts of 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: what? right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Diesel bombs!
Your Weakness: The rich smell of Mahogany or peer pressure from really close friends
Your Fears: To be like Drescher on Spring Break...hehe and I think being stabbed would suck
Your Perfect Pizza: Just let me go back to Italy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: ...don't really IM anyone
Thoughts First Waking Up: where is all my blood?
Your Best Physical Feature: My one good eye brow? This is a concieted line
Your Bedtime: after the street lights go off
Your Most Missed Memory: Graduation of College and Italy, they tied
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Singles
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Its all tea I'm not particular
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla in ice cream form and chocolate when you mix it with peanut butter
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't have to explain what happens to my digestive track when I drink either of these but NEITHER
Do you Smoke: Only when Jordan or Johnson drinks... No
Do you Swear: Like a sailor... actually pretty much only at work
Do you Sing: Like an angel... in my car
Do you Shower Daily: I like to shower multiple times in a day because showers are fun and they feel good
Have you Been in a giant pudding wrestling ring: ...no
Do you want to go to College: Already did and I loved it and want to go back to grad school
Do you want to get Married: Yes, when I meet the right person, no time frames
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when Im in motion, kidding, no.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think so but it also may be my friends trying to give me little confidence boosters... OK my Mom says I'm handsome
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda... OK yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes they are amazing people
Do you like Thunderstorms: F'N YESSSSS
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No but that may change soon
In the past month have you Smoked: Negative
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Absolutely not
In the past month have you gone on a roller coaster ride: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: At one time no, but they are delicious with cow juice
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I don't think I have ever gone skinny dipping...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, stealing is for douche bags
Ever been Drunk: Oh yea, not enough to create a nickname but I cant really remember the first semester of College
Ever been called a Tease: I think so
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, by Jordan... Nope only sucker punched
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: With a really big smile wearing the bottom half of a horse suit, gotta enjoy life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Independant business owner
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt or China would be kinda crazy, already seen most of untouristy Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Blue
Favourite Hair Color: I really like dark hair or Blonde hair, not much into the middle colors
Short or Long Hair: Never short always around or past shoulders
Height: below 5'10"
Weight: I like petite girls
Best Clothing Style: Casually elegant
Number of Drugs I have taken: Legal or illegal? I dont even like taking legal drugs
Number of CDs I own: Sweet bouya, I usually make new ones and throw away the old ones to keep a fresh cycle
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret?
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My Interests

Gotta laugh and laugh hard. And I realize I live in the city of fun, partying, and drunken retardedness which is fun on a rare occasion but I'm mainly a homebody(I realize I'm weak sauce, apparently I haven't found my catalyst yet). I do really like traveling though, anything with other continents involved sounds good to me. I studied in Italy and travelled all over. It was easily the best thing I have ever done in my life. Prague - Czeck Rep Roman Forum Copenhagen, Denmark Pompeii, Italy Venice, Italy Rome, ItalyOther than that I'd say I really enjoy the simplicity of life like movie watching, hanging out by the pool, reading magazines, and anything stupid like myspace. I'd love to learn more about photography and exercising is huge! I've been doing it for a long time and not only is it a good stress reliever but its fun and I think that I am a perfectly sane person today because of it, driving in JJ's car at high speeds and listening to techno is always a good choice(that's what we do on the mean streets of Des Moines, Iowa), Oh yeah and anything involving high speeds and sand, kinda like that but crappier.

I'd like to meet:

Your MomBut how about people I don't want to meet, unfortunately I have met one of these people and I wish I could take it back, HAHAHAHAHA...

Music:

There is no section for this but I LOVE COMEDIANS! Laughing is the best and should be enjoyed at all times. However, I'm somewhat inexperienced in the whole comedian thing but my favorite comedians right now are Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook,Dave Attell, and Nick Swardson. DMB!, Jack Johnson, Coldplay,any Oldies, Rage, Kill Switch Engage, POD, Slipknot, Chevelle, Blink 182, Yellowcard, Sugarclut, Fallout Boy, Breaking Benjamin, Hoobastank, Theory of a Deadman, Sublime, a touch of the country, old blue eyes, any chill piano jazz, any techo that passes the test of my bouya JJ(like Benny Bennasi, DJ Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, Dave Pearce plays some killer anthems, Mylo, etc.), or whatever type of music on the AM radio. That's the long way of saying if its out there and it's not overplayed hip hop I'm usually into it.

Movies:

When it's cold outside and you make a ginormous cacoon of blankets and watching movies is THE BEST! So this list should be huge, but I'm not putting down every movie I like because this section would be enormous. In the area of comedies some of my favorites are So I married an ax murderer, Anger Management, The Big Labowski ,anything with Willy Ferrell,any of the Austin Powers, Snatch, Saving Silverman, 40 year old virgin, the Shreks, and Me Myself, and Irene. In the area of all other movies some of my favorites are Boondock Saints, Big Fish, Man On Fire, The Rock, Family Man, The Count of Monte Cristo, Rounders, Good Will Hunting, Ronin, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and pretty much any of the Disney animation movies are great.

Television:

Not much for the TV unless I'm watching the History Channel, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, or Animal Planet, assuming I have the time. But if I had to choose some other shows I would choose; the good years of SNL, The "A" Team of course, Family Guy,Chapelle's Show (before he flipped out), and The Office(one of the greatest shows in the world but I can never seem to get the f'n times right to actually watch it).

Books:

only need one

Heroes:

My Father and Mother are definetly at the top of this list. They mean the world to me and I have been forged through their frustration and pain. After that it gets a little harder but probably Chuck Norris and maybe the gang from Magnum PI, they seemed pretty cool back in the day Honestly probably just the parents.

My Blog

Douche Dog

I found out that dogs will bite you even if you know them and they are waggin their tails. August 25 '06 at two o'clock was when the incident occured.  I was trying to pull my garbage can f...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:50:00 PST

THUNDER COUGAR BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allow me to introduce you to the most hardedened of hardcore bingo players...  This is my Gangster Bingo Team (or at least those that I have pictures of) We are the extreme bingo team Thunder C...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:14:00 PST

Why do rappers always rap about...

So why do rappers always rap about how many "hoes" or "bitches" that they have, or how much money or how many "whips" they drive.  I'm legitimately asking this question.  To be honest I don...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:58:00 PST