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Melissa

Sweet Jesus I Kick Ass @ Life!!! :)

About Me

Things I enjoy:
(In no particular order)
- Dairy King
- UFC
- Harvest time on the farm
- Sports (watching & playing)
- Road trips
- Gas station coffee/cappuccino
- STAG beer because I like the taste and NOT because guys hit on you
- Bonfires
- Luna Bars
- Boating
- Southern accents
- People watching
- Christmas music year round
- Magazines
- Travelling
- Mowing the yard
- History channel
- Fishing when I get the chance
OH YEAH, AND.....

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My Interests

being outdoors, working out, hanging out with my friends, country music, outdoor concerts, drinking, NASCAR (ok, so these last few interests make me sound like a huge redneck, but I actually prefer my men to have all their teeth), travelling (sp?), sports in general playing or watching, CUBBIES BITCHES :), brushing up on my golf game, sleazy gossip magazines, reality tv, selling crack to school children,kinky sex with Sheri and Casey, Thai night with the K&A crew, drunk dialing (well, drunk anything), you know, the basics:)

I'd like to meet:



"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway."-~John Wayne br"If you want to know where your heart is, follow your mind when it wanders." ~I stole this so I have no idea

Music:

Texas Country, including but not limited to: Randy Rogers Band, Eli Young Band, Stoney LaRue, Kyle Bennett Band, Wade Bowen, Roger Creager, Ragweed, Aaron Watson, Kyle Park, Heather Morgan and countless others.....Plus Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert, Chris LeDoux, Ashley Monroe, Eric Church, Jason Aldean, Leann Womack, Jonathan Cour, James Taylor, Corey Smith, Tracy Chapman, Lady Antebellum, Jessica Andrews, Counting Crows ......basically anything but hard core/ho slappin' rap. Hearing all those songs about big asses just reminds me that mine has gotten much bigger in recent months. Wah Wah.

Movies:

My main goal when I see a movie is to pee my pants, whether because it's funny or scary it all generates the same result....:)

Television:

I basically only watch old UFC fights and TUF season DVD's, Seinfeld, Desperate Housewives, and anything on the History channel or E!.

Books:

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com Who needs books when you have this website to entertain you!?! Seriously, you will wet yourself......

Heroes:

Chelsea Handlerand The men who came up with this:

My Blog

Snow + No Work = Boredom (AKA Survey Time)

Body: Part 1: The Birth of You- Were you a planned baby? UUmm, hell yeah. If you've ever met my parents you know the one thing that they're good at is planning. I'm pretty sure I was calculated down ...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

Boredom in Buffalo can lead you to do surveys!!!!

MySpace Survey '06BaSiC InFoName:Melissa Thompson Birthdate:May 30, 1983 Birthplace:Springfield, IL bitches!! Current Location:Buffalo Hart (blink and you'll miss it) Eye Color:green  Hair Color:...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST