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Lisa

I've got more lines than the welfare office......... .

About Me



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I'd like to meet:


* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
* Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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Lisa --

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Sexually stunning

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You Are 50% Redneck

Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?
My son, the future trucker! WTF?

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Your Outrageous Name is: Anna Rexia
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Music:

Rock music is my genre of choice. I like other stuff but mostly listen to rock. Three Days Grace, Theory of a Deadman, AX7 (if you don't know what that means, you probably don't listen to the band, LOL). I like 80's rock and a little bit of old school hip-hop and some country. I like a little of everything. Being a southern girl, born and raised, I love Hank Williams Jr. Anything else you want to know, ask. Maybe I'll elaborate more, who knows how I'll feel that day.
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Movies:


I love cheesy 80's horror flicks, and even some of thenewer scary movies out now. I'm a horror buff, so that'smy preferred genre. I love comedies too, and John Hughesmovies, but nothing is scarier than a John Hughesflick...no teenagers are like that that I've ever met.LOL. I like some action movies, but not that many.

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Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Degrassi,Intervention, Discovery Health Channel, E!, VH1 Classic,MTV2, ect. Anything that is biography related, be itBehind the Music, or True Hollywood Story, I'm addicted toit. I only like to watch if it's about something orsomeone I like. I enjoy Travel Channels, Most HauntedPlaces In America thing that they show sometimes. It'sinteresting. I'm not the biggest fan of Reality TV, but myfav Hell's Kitchen is coming back, so I'm a sucker forthat. Top Chef is cool too. Wife Swap and it's FOXcounterpart Trading Spouses is also a source of amusementfor me. One other reality show I love is ExtremeMakeover...watching tore up people getting butchered intobeautiful swans makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Books:

Rose Madder, By Stephen King. Actually, any novel by Stephen King. Other books I've read that I like, The Seventh Child, My Sweet Audrina, Flowers in the Attic, If There Be Thorns (Sequel to FITA), The God Project,The True Bride, The entire R.L. Stine Goosebumps series, The Fear Street books, etc. If it's horror and or suspense related it's a good read.

Heroes:

Anyone who stands up for what they believe in no matterwhat the cost. Those are the kind of people that makeAmerica a great place to call home.

My Blog

Casey Anthony

Okay, now my latest blog is about the Caylee Anthony Case. Why is her mom only being charged with a crime now? Hello? If my son were missing for more than half and hour, I'd be reporting it. Apparentl...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 07:29:00 PST

Moving out.....kinda, sorta

Okay, so for those of you who see me on a daily basis you are familiar with my current situation, being that I am moving. Kinda, sorta. I say that because I am simply moving next door, to the house be...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 03:22:00 PST

Fake People: Revisited

Can I possibly express how I feel about people who are fake? I mean, I know I am not the most personable person in the world and most people may not like me, but I'm realistic about that fact.  T...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:44:00 PST

In Essence, Me

Okay, this is about me and the kind of person I am.  I'm not a person who revels in other people's misery. I don't get off when people around me are suffering.  I'm truly happy when the ones...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:18:00 PST

5 Years Already

Well, last week I celebrated my wedding anniversary. 5 years. That's a long time to be with someone.  My husband and I have been through alot of shit in a short time together and sometimes I'll a...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:26:00 PST

My baby is growing up!

I can't believe my little boy is about to enter Pre-K this fall! OMG! It doesn't seem possible that he's almost ready for Kindergarten.  I think he definately needs the pre-k program cause he nee...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:58:00 PST

More elaboration on drama whores

    A drama whore is someone who claims not to want to start drama when in fact this is all they tend to do. I am not  a drama whore nor do I want to be associated with anyone like...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:17:00 PST

Miley Cyrus Pictures

Okay, now I am sick and tired of hearing about Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair pictures. Sheesh, there's only a war in Iraq and climbing gas prices, and a near approaching recession coming but let's just foc...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:40:00 PST

The case of the teens who beat another teen in Florida

Okay, now this in itself, is just a stupid thing to have happened in the first place. The whole thing started over some comments made on a myspace page and the events that unfolded after that are craz...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:21:00 PST

You want to charge me for grocery bags?

Yeah, have you heard the lastest about stores want to charge for grocery bags? You know, I don’t really care about this, but if you are going to charge me for bags, you will use only enough bags...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:37:00 PST