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* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
* Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Rock music is my genre of choice. I like other stuff but mostly listen to rock. Three Days Grace, Theory of a Deadman, AX7 (if you don't know what that means, you probably don't listen to the band, LOL). I like 80's rock and a little bit of old school hip-hop and some country. I like a little of everything. Being a southern girl, born and raised, I love Hank Williams Jr. Anything else you want to know, ask. Maybe I'll elaborate more, who knows how I'll feel that day.
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I love cheesy 80's horror flicks, and even some of thenewer scary movies out now. I'm a horror buff, so that'smy preferred genre. I love comedies too, and John Hughesmovies, but nothing is scarier than a John Hughesflick...no teenagers are like that that I've ever met.LOL. I like some action movies, but not that many.
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The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Degrassi,Intervention, Discovery Health Channel, E!, VH1 Classic,MTV2, ect. Anything that is biography related, be itBehind the Music, or True Hollywood Story, I'm addicted toit. I only like to watch if it's about something orsomeone I like. I enjoy Travel Channels, Most HauntedPlaces In America thing that they show sometimes. It'sinteresting. I'm not the biggest fan of Reality TV, but myfav Hell's Kitchen is coming back, so I'm a sucker forthat. Top Chef is cool too. Wife Swap and it's FOXcounterpart Trading Spouses is also a source of amusementfor me. One other reality show I love is ExtremeMakeover...watching tore up people getting butchered intobeautiful swans makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Rose Madder, By Stephen King. Actually, any novel by Stephen King. Other books I've read that I like, The Seventh Child, My Sweet Audrina, Flowers in the Attic, If There Be Thorns (Sequel to FITA), The God Project,The True Bride, The entire R.L. Stine Goosebumps series, The Fear Street books, etc. If it's horror and or suspense related it's a good read.
Anyone who stands up for what they believe in no matterwhat the cost. Those are the kind of people that makeAmerica a great place to call home.