Matt...Is Awesome [CP] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am awesome... Join the movement... Buy a shirt... $8.

SLPC is an amazing church with amazing people.
Go there, it will change your outlook on many things.

Agnes Wit is the love of my life... cheezy... sure... I don't care.
I love her with everything that I am.
I'm awesome because of her... 'nough said.

Geddy Lee... never really got into rush, but just playing this bass makes me want to. It was made by the hands of God himself!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Weezer = The greatest music ever made... they may not be pumping out new jams every year but damnit do they rock.

Jenna Fischer... that's the answer to the question
"which celebrity would you have sexual relations with"

Music:

Weezer
The White Stripes
Foo Fighters
Electric Six
The Fall of Troy
MewithoutYou
Badly Drawn Boy
Arctic Monkeys
Ben Folds
Ben Folds Five
Jimmy Eat World
Blink 182
Richard Cheese
Test Your Reflex
Stephen Lynch
Tenacious D
The Beatles
Oasis
Franz Ferdinand
Elliot Smith
Reggie & The Full Effect
Phantom Planet
Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
Hidden In Plain View
The Postal Service
The Raconteurs
Death Cab For Cutie
Queen, Rooney
The Strokes
Travis
Maylene and the Sons Of Disaster
We Are Scientists
Test Icicles
Eisley
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Golden Dogs

Television:

The Office
Flight of the Conchords
Dexter
Comedy Central Presents
Robot Chicken
Reno 911
MAD TV
Saturday Night Live
Family Guy
South Park
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Simpsons
Strangers With Candy
Kids in the Hall
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mr. Show
Friends
The Daily Show
Wonder Showzen

Heroes:

God
family
Agnes
Batman

My Blog

Awesome Blog 3 - Awesomeness

People have made the dire mistake of questioning my awesomeness. Now I'll kill them in time, but let me just explain Awesomeness as a whole: awe'some - adjective 1. Inspiring awe: an awesome sightExam...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

Awesome Blog 2 - Masturbation

Masturbation. A joyous past-time that dates back to the days of Moses. (Oh come on, do you really believe that the guy didn't think anything sexual when he was parting a big, wet, fish smelling surfac...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:13:00 PST

Awesome Blog 1 - 50 girl questions. Why the fuck do people do this?

50 girl questions.Answer them with truth: ...ok thenWhat color is your bra today?I don't wear bras....when anybody's homeDo you straighten your hair?only the ones on my assDo you worry about the size ...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

AWESOME T-SHIRTS!

I am getting my shirts tomorrow. Be ready for the awesomeness for people who read this after they get the shirts: they're awesome aren't they??????
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:12:00 PST

I think I am quitting F.A.S. Baby SmackDown

For certain reasons I am contimplating quitting F.A.S. Baby SmackDown. It was very fun when we first started it but now it is work and it just isn't that fun anymore. The shows make it very fun but I ...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

maaaan

I am pretty pissed because my step dad is a huge asshole...even though he has a disease that makes him a fucking asshole and stuff...doesn't give him the right to use it all against me... I know 90% o...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wwwooooaaahhh now life!

life is a crazy and annoying place sometimes. But honestly....I like it. no...I love it. I have one person keeping me sane and I feel like I abuse her love sometimes but everything is ok in the end. ...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life

Life is good always has it's rough edges but I like it alot my girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me and no matter what happens...I will always be here with her So I hope ever...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AGNES WIT!!!

AGNES WIT YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND EVERYTIME I THINK OF YOU A SMILE COMES ACROSS MY FACE AND EVERYTIME YOU TOUCH ME I GET NERVOUS THAT I WILL SAY OR DO SOMETHING STUPID! I WANT YOU ALL FOR MYSE...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hoommeee

Well I'm sitting at home watching some Officer and a Gentlemen...sad movie...yet pretty cool I am just waiting for my love to get home so I can greet her on the telephone. I am sitting here looking...
Posted by Matt...Is Awesome [CP] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST