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Samantha

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About Me

I: am fascinated by shadows and reflections...have a strange fixation with hands and circuit boards (not necessarily together)...miss smoking solely for the patterns the smoke made...don't see my family often enough...don't eat meat but could not care less if you do...don't believe in conspiracy theories (shhhh, THEY might hear you)...feel guilty about going indoors sometimes...would love to go to Egypt and Petra, Jordan...will not discuss work when off the clock...find the Sun quite bothersome...sometimes feel like every cell in my body is trying to escape...adore my iPod...thought my sleep paralysis was demons when I was a kid (sometimes still have my doubts now)...like pigeons...love nerdy science/space crap...don't like going to sleep, but I don't like waking up...often watch busy traffic from overpasses...love road trips...don't deal well with transitions...believe in shadow people...don't trust people that keep birds as pets...probably don't like you as much as you think I do...love the feeling in the air before a good storm...dislike the phone, even if I like you I probably won't pick up when you call...don't get angry easily...like catching the streetlights click on at dusk...have an irrational aversion towards large airplanes and boats, they seem very unnatural to me...find people that read books while walking down the street rather insane...enjoy contradictions...have an extremely short attention span...get annoyed by people rather easily...find Sloths (the animal) incredibly odd and frightening, for no good reason... think reality TV is proof positive that there is no God...love the smell of freshly cut grass, early summer evenings, and your mom.I edited my profile with a frozen hotdog and a tiny kazoo.


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My Interests

I enjoy consuming sustenance, breathing any available air, using my appendages for various activities, and long walks on the beach..."

Music:

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Meshuggah, TOOL, Coil, Vivaldi, NIN, Social D, Clutch, Mudvayne, Concrete Blonde, Anthrax, Biohazard, Black Happy, Brotha Lunch Hung, Busta Rhymes, Lamb of God, Saul Williams, Delerium, Dr. Octagon, Idiot Flesh, Johnny Cash, Karnivool, The Cavalera Conspiracy, Ludacris, Mad Season, Pearl Jam, Rancid, Spacehog, Fear Factory, David Bowie, Alice in Chains, System of a Down, Pigmy Love Circus, Entombed, Front 242, Guns N' Roses, Peeping Tom, The Toadies, Portishead, early Deftones, Frontline Assembly, Lycia, Skinny Puppy, Faith No More, early Manson, Primus, Radiohead, Nirvana, Soundgarden, OHGR, Failure, Prong, Pink Floyd, BILE, Muse, Pop Will Eat Itself, Sepultura, Cubanate, Mastodon, Stone Temple Pilots, old Ice Cube, Cog (thanks Lukeahha), Zeppelin, Pantera, Ministry, Wagner, Pitchshifter...on and on and on and on and on.

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, The Evil Dead series, Dead Alive, The City of Lost Children, History of Violence, Communion, A Tale of Two Sisters (as well as most Korean horror flicks), Running with Scissors, The Million Dollar Hotel, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Princess Mononoke, Alien(s), Explorers, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Oldboy, Lady Vengeance, Borat, Night Breed, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Bill Hicks standup...and sitdown, Taxi Driver, The Dark Crystal, The Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, A River Runs Through It, Pulp Fiction, Legend, The Ugly (thanks Ryan!), Parents, Casino, Flight of the Navigator, Office Space, MirrorMask, Falling Down, Reservoir Dogs, Spinal Tap, Sin City, anything Monty Python, Starship Troopers, Fargo, Lost in Translation, Dark City, Amistad, The Celebration, Glory, Harvey, American Beauty, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, A Beautiful Mind, Good Will Hunting, Jacob's Ladder, Altered States, American History X, The Royal Tenenbaums, House of a Thousand Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Fight Club, The Last Starfighter, Big Fish, Memento, Pulp Fiction, Seven, High Fidelity, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Clerks (both)...and anything by: Stanley Kubrick and Terry Gilliam, such as: Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Stangelove (SK); The Life of Brian, Time Bandits, The Adventures of Baron Münchhausen, Tideland, and Brazil (TG).

Books:

Anything by: Robert Anton Wilson, Douglas Adams, Eliphas Levi, Hunter S. Thompson, Alan Lightman, Helena Blavatsky, Neil Tyson, Tom Robbins, Philip K. Dick, Aldous Huxley, Neil Gaiman, Aleister Crowley, Richard Bach, Chuck Palhuniuk, Isreal Regardie, Friedrich Nietzsche, Carl Jung, Daniel Quinn, Bruce Campbell, Kurt Vonnegut, Burroughs (William and Augusten), God, James Joyce. "The House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski. "Replay" by Ken Grimwood (thanks Lukeahha). "Fuck, YES!" by Reverend Wing F. Fing M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., L.L.D., D.V.V... ...And other things with words.

Heroes:

Emperor Norton and my skin...it keeps my organs in check...

My Blog

We’re all of bunch of passive aggressive jerks? Indeed.

Clickity clack clack clackerson.
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:16:00 PST

Hmm...yes, quite facinating indeed.


Posted by Samantha on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST