Felesha <Agent Fellatio>

Hola my name is felesha :)
Most people know me by the name Fellatio though.
I am NOT a homewrecking stripper or a porn star so please refrain from calling me fellatio in a dirty oh fuck me baby type way. Its my nickname pervert, not an advertisement.
The little things are what make me happy.
I want to live a life that will satisfy me on my death bed.
I love out of the ordinary things and being spontaneous.
I enjoy getting beat up while listening to my favorite bands.
I’m spontaneous (some like the word irrational but I don’t agree lol) and free.
I'll make you laugh. I'll probably make you cry.
I cuss a lot and I'm blunt, sorry a head of time. I Love sweet talk, so lay some on me.
I'm funny when I'm trying to be serious, and theres dead silence when I try to be funny.
But must of all I’m me. And there is only one of me on this whole earth.
I'm the adrenaline rush you have been craving; your newest addiction. I'm a walking contradiction, but unlike any you have ever laid eyes on.
I’m trying to be more optimistic about life because life is too precious to waste away dwelling on the past or planning for the future. If it sucks, cry and move on. If you're afraid of what is to come, look up at the sky's vastness and back down at what is before you and make the most of it.
I love to act and I wish to some day be famous and travel the world so beware because I’ll leave my imprint. I also plan to be a writer. I love to read and I’m amazed at the imagination the human race has when someone embraces it
My family means everything to me. They are my life. If you mess with any of them I will hunt you down and feed you your beating heart. My word is my word...try me...I DARE YOU!!!
Since I am of age even if its not legal to have an alcoholic beverage yet, I’m still 18, meaning that on weekends some times I tend to drunk text. First of all, if I have your phone number programed into my contacts...plan on getting text messages that say shit like "Come hither" Get used to it...my fingers have a mind of their own after a few. Sometimes you might even hear mine and kdogs favorite “Fuck me crabs” ha ha ha ha =] I love secret agent code lingo
I am a mess and look the part 99% of the time. My wardrobe consists mostly of jeans and my hair is usually tangled. My friends and family will attest that I look like an aluminum can-collecting hobo 5 out of the 7 days in a week...but a damn fine looking one at that ;) However on days that I do try, I cant pass up my skinny jeans and heels, what can I say I’m a shoe whore.
WARNING:
I break a lot of things.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not mean or malicious nor do I have any kind of sick vendetta against anyone at the moment. I am actually really nice. There have only been a few victims that have fallen into my never ending wrath of vengeance. You could call me the creator of their bad karma. What can I say I’m apart of the female species, at times I can and will be a very vindictive bitch.
I have lived, loved, and learned.
I’m a dreamer and a believer.
My middle finger goes to those who doubt me.