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Jonny Bic

This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And, my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

About Me

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This is hilarious.

My Interests

Hoopla. I'm always like "What's all this hoopla about"? Because I like to know things.

I'd like to meet:

Tim Horton and that little homeless guy who's always staring at me but runs away when I aproach him with a gun.

Music:

ROBERT JOHNSON, The Neckers, CCF, CCR, Ex-Boyfriends, Bob Log III, ILCK, The Rocky Fortune, The Beatles, The Pixies, SPOON, J5, Kings of Leon, John Lee Hooker, T Model Ford, R.L.Burnside.

Movies:

Learn this lesson from me everyone, Bumpin' Uglies is - A) Not a movie about really unattractive monsters with a depth perception problem and B) Not a movie to show the kids at the community center's Saturday movie night. Oh well it's off to the lawyers I go!

Television:

Strange Love. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I do, but who ever thought this up probably thinks a show about Gary Coleman and Emanuelle Lewis fighting crime is a good idea. Wait, that is a good idea. The bad guys will say shit like "Look Muggsy, Ompalompa's dressed up like the police"! Then those little guys would go crazy riding on each others shoulders and kickin' the hell outta them dirty hillarious criminals. Anyway, Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielson both with gold teeth? I throw up on myself but I still Just.......Can't...... Look...... Away..............!

Books:

I like magic so I am learning how to make stuff do things. I managed to bring a monkey back to life but all he does is throw shit at me.

Heroes:

As of now it's the crime fighting duo - Gary Coleman and Emanuelle Lewis. Go get em' little guys!

My Blog

Homeless + Popcorn = Rage!

So Jacqueline and I are off to see a movie on Wednesday and she runs over to drop off  DVD's at Blockbuster while I hop in the car to go meet her (time saving is esential people). I'm sittin...
Posted by Jonny Bic on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST

Shayne and Will's Birthday Extravaganza

As we have done every year for the past 50 years, there will be a Hip City Blues Combo show at the Castle pub on Saturday February 3, 2007 to celibrate Will and I living through another year of c...
Posted by Jonny Bic on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

Boo!

Halloween is coming soon and I am excited. I think I will dress up as a werewolf and go out to Banff. Then around nine o'clock I will start randomly popping out of the woods as tourists walk by a...
Posted by Jonny Bic on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:58:00 PST

If I Were a Mute

IF I WERE A MUTE I WOULD WRITE ALL MY FRIENDS A LETTER AND ON IT I WOULD EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LIKE TO USE THE PHONE. I WOULD LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY COULD TELL IT WAS ME AT THE OTHER END BECAUSE I WOULD...
Posted by Jonny Bic on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:22:00 PST

Cows say the darndest things

I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE IF GOD HAD THOUGHT ABOUT THE SOUNDS HE WOULD MAKE ANIMALS HAVE.LIKE IF COWS DIDN'T SAY MOO BUT INSTEAD SAID POO THAT WOULD BE NICE. I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT. YOU'RE IN THE COUNTR...
Posted by Jonny Bic on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:34:00 PST

My haunted house

I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO BUY AN OLD RATTY HOUSE AND PUT UP TORN AND TATTERED SHEETS FOR CURTAINS.THEN WHAT I'D DO IS PUT ON SOME ROLLER SKATES AND SLOWLY SKATE PAST THE WINDOWS ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT...
Posted by Jonny Bic on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:29:00 PST

Fuck my neighbors

That's all.  Fuck my neighbors. Exept the ones right accross from me. You're cool.
Posted by Jonny Bic on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:01:00 PST