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Things to remember: The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.