Jake Michel
Add to My Profile | More Videos♠ my name's MLE(emily, get it?)
♠ i'm a "slut without the sex"
♠ i'm a natural flirt. i do it without even noticing. so chances are if i flirt with you, it doesnt mean shit!
♠ i'm really into using metaphores and symbolism. my page is coated in them :)
♠ there's nothing sexier then a hot woman in a tight-lacing corset *RAWR*
♠ i always (and i mean always have something to bitch/complain about
♠ i have an obsession with knowing the time. there are 4 clocks in my room alone...
♠ sometimes- i mix my dreams with my past. i'm not sure what i've lived or what i drempt.
♠ sometimes i wish i could walk around with a HANDLE WITH CARE sign stuck to my forehead
♠ i'm an ordained minister. i swear i swear i am :)
♠ i correct grammar...
♠ my biggest obsession is wanting to witnes the end of the human race
♠ believe it or not i'm actually quite shy around new people
♠ i never was comfortable in my own skin, but i'm getting used to it
♠ my drug of choice is eBay!!!!
♠ i often reference myself as a whore/slut. but i'm not. i dont fool around with a lot of people and i've only spread my legs for a fraction of what you think
♠ i will end up hurting you
♠ i have no MORALS
♠ i'm more scared of clowns then serial killers
♠ i have a huge hatred toward Dr Phil! someone needs to smack his ugly, bald head and tell him not everyone needs therapy- some people are different, some people just have bad days
♠ i ♥ playing dress up
♠ i'm a huge pack rat. i've even kept every movie ticket stub to every movie i've seen since 1998
♠ my body is adorned with 41 pierings... 25 in both ears, tongue 3 times, vertical labret, snake bites, left nostral, monroe, clavicles, double anti-eyebrow, my tongue's web thingy, nipples and my tummy button
♠ i love roller coaster and hieghts never scared me, but i will NOT go on a ferris wheel EVER!!!
♠ i'm a flaming libral. so if youre a die hard conservative lets not talk!
♠ i am NOT religous. i am not christian, pagan, satanic, wiccan, catholic, etc. but i do respect you if YOU are, its your choice after all. just dont force it on me
♠i'm ugly on the inside too i do NOT use photoshop on any of my pics. all the make-up i did myself. if i ever do decide to use photoshop, it would be dead obvious
MY LOVES ♥
my fuckin beautiful wife, sara(H). i love her to death and beyond
jakob 2/22/1990-1/7/2007 (i forever love and miss my ferangie)
MY MOOSE!!!!!! *poke*
... there are no words for this level of happiness
DAVE!!!! my #1 stud
^.^ sam!!! shes a pink haired ball of happy
my LYZZ!!!! i luff her more then you!
BRY!!! walking, talking pile of cute ^.^
BR EEEEEEEEEEEE-MAN!
farva= yum
lala... my first love!!!
brian, hes the only one that really counts