Erik

$22 penis

I was at work, manning my VIP section when a chubby guy from one of my tables comes up to me.  He looked to be an emo guy-- you know, all in black, longer hair to cover one eye.  Anyway, he ...
Posted by Erik on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST

No home

Let’s play the metaphor game. My happiness is a beautiful young woman, about 24 years old. Her name is Sandy. One warm summer night she decides to walk to the liquor store that is a few block...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:17:00 PST

Effervescent Jager

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against drinking Jagermeister on the rocks.  It's just that the other night I wanted some orange juice or orange Gatorade or Red Bull to mix with it.  The...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:02:00 PST

Advice

So there I was: my friend Vinh and I were lifting weights at our gym.  We were doing inclined bench press with the cambered bar when suddenly a shadow was cast over us.  "I 'd be careful wi...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 01:00:00 PST

well ... it’s a book ...

The good news: I finally got a novel published. Bad news: it's an e-novel. And pornography. Fetish lesbian erotic literature I suppose would be the best description. Not exactly what I envisioned my f...
Posted by Erik on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:13:00 PST

300

Maybe it's because I fall into the young adult male demographic to which this movie was targeted, but I thought 300 was absolutely amazing.  I saw it again last night and I think I blin...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:21:00 PST

Special people

Some people think they're so damn special.  I usually work a VIP area at the club out here and there's always somebody trying to sneak in and sit at a table where they don't belong.  Just th...
Posted by Erik on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST