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XxX Lainey XxX

Your Village Rang.....They Want Their Idiot Back!! xxx

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My Interests

FRIENDS/ FAMILY/MUSIC CHANNELS!.....TV!!!!/ALL TYPES OF MUSIC!//ALCOHOL..MALIBU AND COKE YUMYUM!!!!/
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CLUBBING AND DANCING/SHOPPING AND WASTING ALL MY HARD EARNED MONEY!/I LOVE CARS..I ESP LOVE MY SEXY PUNTO!!!/JEWELLERY..I WEAR SILVER NOW..MY GOLD CHAV DAYS R SO OVER!................./ MAKE UP../ HAIR ...AND ALL THAT GIRLY HULLABALOO!/ ...... THE COLOUR PINK, U WUDNT HAV GUESSED WUD U!?/GEANPAULGAUTIER PERFUME...YUMMALICIOUS/CHIPS, CHEESE AND BEANS/MY POLE DANCING SHOES THAT I NEVER EVER WEAR!!!/MY MOO MOO JAMMIES!!/TRIPS TO THE AQUARIUM OR THEME PARKS,..ALTON TOWERS, /YAY!!!!
PEOPLE WIV PRETTY EYES!/WALKING ROUND CENTRAL LONDON OR HARRODS LOOKING AT THINGS I CANT AFFORD!!!!/ / VISITING RANDOM DIY STORES AND CAUSING CHAOS!!!/MY FONE AND TEXTING ADDICTION YAY!!!/

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WELL HEYLOOO..*WAVES HYSTERICALLY* LAINEY AT YOUR SERVICE *BOWS*...A HAPPY,FUN LOVING DRUNK WUD BASICALLY SUM ME UP! I LOVE ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, AND THIS LOVE EXTENDS SO FAR, DAT I WOULD EVEN CONSIDER GIVING EACH OF THEM MY LAST ROLO!..I KNO DATS COMMITMENT!...MY FREE TIME IS GENERALLY SPENT IN THE PUB WITH MY LOVERLIES OR IN THE WEEKEND UPTOWN CLUBBING IT IN VARIOUS DRESSING UP ATTIRE!..NE EXCUSE EH?!..MY SPECIALITY IS PUTTING MY FOOT IN IT AND SAYING THE WRONG THING AT THE WRONG TIME...ER..ALL THE TIME,..ELAINEISMS AS THEY HAVE BEEN FONDLY CHRISTENED!!..I LOVE ANIMALS AND HAVE AN EXTREMELY HIGH AWW FACTOR!!..I SEEM TO HAVE AN ADDICTION TO VASELINE, STRAIGHTNERS,MY PHONE AND PLUCKING MY EYEBROWS (DONT WE ALL!?)..ONE DAY I HOPE TO OWN A TAN AS I SEEM TO BE MY OWN PALE RACE..WHO KNEW FEET COULD GLOW IN THE DARK!..I LOVE MUSIC, PARTYING, BOOZIN IT WIV ME MATEYS,WATCHIN TV, DOGGIES AND EATING CHIPS!! BUT BASICALLY I AM WHO I AM...IF U LYK ME..GREAT!!!...AND IF U DONT?....ERM WELL U SMELL OF POO!!!!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elaine
Birthday: 19th April
Birthplace: dunno
Current Location: my parents bedroom!!!
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blonde at the mo!
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty baby!
Your Heritage: irish land of the leprechauns!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: er..trainers!..comfy comfy!
Your Weakness: chip chop chips!!!!
Your Fears: dying and pregnant women!..those bumps r the root of all evil i tellz ya!
Your Perfect Pizza: dont lyk pizza makes me puke!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ..get a new job!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol and brb..(they never come back!..*sobs*)
Thoughts First Waking Up: ugg....i wanna go back to sleep!..wat u mean i cant?..fyn ill make a cup of tea!
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno u tell me einstein
Your Bedtime: normally bout 2.30 3ish after i finish work
Your Most Missed Memory: college days..those were the best!
Pepsi or Coke: coke all the way!*jitters from caffeine overdose*
MacDonalds or Burger King: mm..maccy d's...wat do they put in those cheeseburgers theyre so addictive?!
Single or Group Dates: single i suppose more personal!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eurgh neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: mm..chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee..i dont get the foam and floor dust thing wiv cappucino!
Do you Smoke: no get ur sin stix away from me!
Do you Swear: fuck u
Do you Sing: in the shower or wen i think no ones listening!..i suck basically!
Do you Shower Daily: ofcourse i aint no soap dodger!
Have you Been in Love: yessum i think so!
Do you want to go to College: been dere done dat!..wicked stuff!
Do you want to get Married: someday!..i cant think about that now!
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes..wen im pissed neways!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: not realli unless im on a boat after drinking too much milk!(i dont advise that!)
Do you think you are Attractive: i dunno
Are you a Health Freak: id lyk to b..bt no!..im too lazy and hav no willpower to b healthy!
Do you get along with your Parents: ofcourse i wuv dem..and dey er...tolerate..me!
Do you like Thunderstorms: i dont realli care!
Do you play an Instrument: used to...keyboard and recorder hahaha i can play "we three kings" oooo!!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im still drunkfrom last nyt!
In the past month have you Smoked: no way!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no i dont take drugs!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: well ive been out wiv my bf if dat counts
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: is dat a shopping centre?..den yes all the tym!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: er..no and i wudnt eat a box im not a pig and i dont lyk cardboard
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eurgh no
In the past month have you been on Stage: ive been on the stage at work pretending im famous lol..im too kool!
In the past month have you been Dumped: lol i hope not!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol nah wudnt want to freak out the fish!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no im a decent person
Ever been Drunk: lol yes..ok scratch above statement!
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think so!
Ever been Beaten up: haha no im a lover not a fighter!
Ever Shoplifted: no way dats low
How do you want to Die: happy!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller
What country would you most like to Visit: america or newhere hot!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i lyk light eyes
Favourite Hair Color: erm i dunno depends..
Short or Long Hair: short is nice..long and dey start lookin lyk me...creepy!
Height: taller dan me..not hard realli lol
Weight: watever!..healthy for their sake!..i dont lyk scrawnyness..u gotta hav sum meat to grab!
Best Clothing Style: their own!..i realli lyk jeans and a white tshirt dats nyc..god knos why!
Number of Drugs I have taken: never god damn u im an angel!!!
Number of CDs I own: too many..im into my mp3 now tho!
Number of Piercings: o dear erm..*counts*..14
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: theres a few bt im a better person now bcoz ive learnt thru shit ive done...REGRET NOTHING!

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You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
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Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins!

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Music:

I LIKE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC GENERALLY!..(told u i like everything!) I PARTICULARLY LIKE R'N'B AND HIP OF THE HOP..AM ALSO QUITE PARTIAL TO A BIT OF CHEESY POP IF THE MOOD STRIKES!!!..ANYTHING THAT MAKES U FEEL GUD AND GETS U SHAKIN UR BOOTY, AND BOPPING IN THE DISCOTEQUE!...

Movies:

AHHHHH MOVIES,..WAT WUD I DO WIVOUT EM?...I LOVE 2 MANY 2 LIST!! (BT HEY I'LL LIST A FEW NEWAYS!) THE HOLE/ BUTTERFLY EFFECT/
/LIAR LIAR/ FINAL DESTINATION 1, 2 + 3!!/ I ROBOT / THIRTEEN/ SAW 1, 2 + 3!!/ HOSTEL/ MADAGASCAR..omg the penguins and little mort r sooo cute!!!!/FINDING NEMO/ ICE AGE 1+2, /TITANIC/ GREENSTREET/ THE GREEN MILE/ DROP DEAD FRED/ MEAN GIRLS/.... AND OFCOURSE ALL THE DISNEY FILMS!!...THEY RULE!!!..
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Television:

I ADMIT..DAT I AM A TV ZOMBIE COUCH POTATO I LOVE LEE EVANS (COMEDIANS IN GENERAL/ MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE/ SIMPSONS/ SCRUBS/ SEX AND THE CITY/ FAMILY GUY/ SHAMLESS/ MUSIC CHANNELS/ 2 PINTS OF LARGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS!/ AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL/ .....AND ALL THAT JAZZ!!!

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My Blog

insight into couple life!! copyrighted!?xx

Right,....kyle has his insight into couple life by the magic of typing, heres my insight into couple life through the joys of texting...heres wat me and ollie text eachother in our spare time..some on...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:12:00 PST

the geekiest email i ever sent!!!

right chickies i was  nosing thru my old emails wen i stumbled across this marvel dat i once sent out to many a poor soul...i swore i wud do it and i did my top 100 quotes yes i actuallie sat der...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Sally Bludge

R.I.P Sally Bludgaloo, i love u and ill never forget u my little fattie!Xx
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST

HOW WELL DO U KNO ME GUYS?! fill it in!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

my friend

I could call u my mate, companion, best friendbut in truth you're my angel, there with me unconditionally,whenever I strayed or lost my wayu were always there to help me and put it right.How can it be...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST

Save a whale

Well hello all!!!!...no i dont kno wat im doin on here at nearly bloody 2 in the morning on a friday nyt either, bt hey!...y not!?....i am actuallie feeling realli sick *violin plays*..comon i wanna s...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:01:00 PST

MUGS R US

It's not lyk me to write a hate blog...well i write bored blogs bt not lyk this...at the moment i feel shit and i feel lyk this blog will just b one among many of broken hearts of people being decieve...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:06:00 PST

im gona bore u again im in a bad mood

ARRGHHHH ive lost my voice...ARGHHHH!!!..so i hav to let out all my pent up annoyance on here!!!i hav no idea how or why i hav lost it...bt i sound lyk a dying frog..its not sexy!!!plus u kno wat real...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

im going to bore ur sox off!

well hello poopie heads...im bored shitless so i thought id write one of these pointless things none of u ever read!!!!ive got work lata....NOOO!..REALLI dont wanna go in...the only tym i lyk working ...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

euuurrrghh

Hey everyone....my current mood is hungover...i feel lyk totally shit..yes i kno it is my own fault cos i only had a tiny jacket potato all day den went out on a major binge sessh..bt still sympathy p...
Posted by XxX Lainey XxX on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:02:00 PST