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Jeris

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Things make me happy. cool stuff I enjoy in life like Concerts, karaoke, Beers, Working out at the planet, walkin around, The red sox, doin shit on the water. Not being dead or living's cool I like dogs. You Are A: Puppy !
Beloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your playful and friendly nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!
You were almost a: Lamb or a Mouse
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a Squirrel What Cute Animal Are You?I died once! I really did. I shit you not! true story! they busted out the paddles on me and everything! but don't worry I'm ok now! I don't know! I got nuthin' "I've never had a Spanish chick before! O-LE!!!" "Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. (Ooh, speak of the devil). (Ooh, make that devils)!!"-Quagmire And you know how I know you're gay? Because you have a rainbow sticker on your car that says "I like it when balls are in my face!" (Thats gay?) You Said it man! Nobody fucks with the Jeris!

I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!


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The Juggernaut Bitch!!! And Beer. mmmmmmm Beer!
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

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I'd like to meet:

"Soccer moms! awww right! GIGGITY, GIGGITY,GIGGITY!!"


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Yeah man, I'm wicked cool!

Am I cool or uncool? [CLICK]
You are Cool !
You're pretty cool! People look at you and think.. 'wow.. that person is cool!' Congratulations. Use your position wisely and teach the dorks below you a thing or two. There's nothing like recruiting a cool person.
Cool quizzes at Go-Quiz.com oh shit man! no one really. I mean who really wants to meet anyone? no one thats who! so lets just say Quagmire on Family Guy cuz hes so funny and he has good 1-liners and could give me some fantastic pick up lines! like: "You must be a parking ticket, cus you got fine written all over you! oh!". and: "if I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together, Awww riiight". Giggity giggity gig-gi-ty! So no one real then? Probably some more people but probably not too but thats all I got fer now, idonno? All you lovely ladies! I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
<aWhen I'm at the porn store--I'm not there all the time, maybe about five hours a day--I'm walking through the sections, making my way, making my way--and then I get to the gay section. And it always takes a second to process, because it all just looks like a ball of flesh, and everything's kind of shiny, you know? So I'm like, 'Huh? Hey, that chick's got a mustache...Awwww!' -Adam Corolla

My Blog

Hooray Barack!!!

Let's give it up for Barack Obama. He's the contender! He's in! The jobs as good as his! So just give it up for him! If you're not that's cool but then why the fuck d'you read this for then? Well mayb...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:02:00 GMT

Me Homer

You Are Homer Simpsonhttp://images.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalityte st/homer-simpson.jpg" height="100" width="100">You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...    Wit...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 21:14:00 GMT

My Penis name . . .

Your Penis Name Is...http://images.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/peepee. jpg" height="100" width="100">Big LebowskiPenis'>http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/">Penis Name Generator
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:04:00 GMT

gentleman?

You Are 64% Gentlemanhttp://images.blogthings.com/areyouagentlemanquiz/g entleman-4.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners....
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 14:43:00 GMT

kind of lover . . .

Your Love Style is Agapehttp://images.blogthings.com/whatsyourlovestylequiz/aga pe.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 14:40:00 GMT

mood

Your Mood Ring is Dark Greenhttp://images.blogthings.com/moodringgenerator/dark-gre en.gif" height="100" width="100">FriendlyOutgoingCheerfulMood'>http://www.blogthings.com/moodringgenerator/">Mood Rin...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 14:10:00 GMT

Intellnlniigense

Your IQ Is 95http://images.blogthings.com/quickanddirtyiqtest/iq.gif" height="100" width="100">Your Logical Intelligence is Below AverageYour Verbal Intelligence is Above AverageYour Mathematical Inte...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:53:00 GMT

If I were Mexican!

Your Mexican Name Is...http://images.blogthings.com/mexicannamegenerator/boy.j pg" height="100" width="100">Don JesusWhat's">http://www.blogthings.com/mexicannamegenerator/">What's Your Mexican Name?
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:41:00 GMT

I am a tootsie pop

Tootsie Roll Pophttp://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofcandyareyouquiz/to otsie-roll-pop.jpg" height="100" width="100">It only takes three licks to get to your center!What'>http://www.blogthings.com/wh...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:39:00 GMT

Personality test

Your Personality Is Idealist (NF)You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.You are the most compassionate of all types and connec...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:31:00 GMT