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Rodney Eingleburt

XBL: ThePlatypusKing

About Me

we're all fake

we want to understand the point
let us drive it through your naive head
murdered by self righteous
we've killed humility dead

My Interests

Raccoons
Risk
Xbox Live

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Daughters
Modest Mouse
Suffering & THT

Movies:

A Bucket Of Blood
Dumplings
The Dark Knight

Television:

Attack Of The Show
Late Night With Conan
South Park
X-Play

Books:

Kurt Cobain Journals
Love & Death
Revolver Magazine
The Spinal Cord Perception
The Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Kurt CobainDimebag DarrellJeff SufferingIvory MobleyJosh DiesCaleb D. BradhamJacob CarsonDivine Kurt Cobain
Jeff Suffering
Dimebag Darrell
Ivory Mobley
Josh Dies
he Throat
The Snake-Ub
The Douche
The Lights Guy
Lord Cancer
JC

My Blog

Uber Pwnage III: Alcohol & Stupidity Vs. Carlos and the Glass Pane Window

I got up to goto the bathroom at roughly 2 AM. Within 1 minute of returning to my room and turning my music back on, I heard a loud bang come from the other end of the house. I assumed it was my fathe...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:35:00 PST

Dead Rising Results - 72 Hour Mode [Round 2]

-Results-     PP Earned                             ...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:45:00 PST

I Smash Lie(s) Vol. VIII

Metal Gear Solid 4 is a PlayStation 3 exclusive.TrueFor The Reich!False          I will not give you an amen for White PowerI still feel like it's the fall of 2004.TrueIt takes 8 months to beat Okami....
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:51:00 PST

Dead Rising Results - 72 Hour Mode [Round 1]

-Results-  PP Earned 1,025,574 PPGame ClearEnding BBonus: 50,000 PPZombie Kill Count14,353Bonus: 50,000 PPSurvivors7Bonus: 10,000 PPPhoto Score48,794 PPBonus: 20,000 PPCurrent PP 1...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST

Okami End-of-Game Evaluation [Round 1]

Total ResultsPlay Time: 48 hr. 32 min. 6 sec.Days Passed: 73Saves: 72Deaths: 0Enemies Defeated: 355Money Gained: 3176426 YenDemon Fangs Found: 227Praise Earned: 4452Presents from IssunKarmic Transform...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

Uber Pwnage II: Tanker Semi vs. Suzuki Sidekick (Carlson & Dini) [UPDATED With Pictures!]

Marvin and I are lucky to be alive, let alone barely have a scratch or bruise on our bodies. Last night I went with Marvin to Roseburg to help move some of his stuff into his new apartment. We visited...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

Uber Pwnage: Del Taco & Coca-Cola vs. Carlson

Last night I went to Del Taco for the first time. I was unaware that they served Coke Products there before I went. Infact, I thought that it was a real restaurant, not a fast food place. The friends ...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

I Smash Lie(s) Vol. VII

Making plans with members of the opposite sex always work out.False       J.Everyone loves me.FalseOctober 21st, 2006 was the greatest day of my life.FalseGoing to the movie theatre is for nubs.TrueI ...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:34:00 PST

I Smash Lie(s) Vol. VI

Timmy (My Father) is ignorant and stupid.FalseSh!t Talking is saying something mean about someone whether you like them or not.FalseSh!t Talking is telling other people about something that Person X d...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST

I Smash Lie(s) Vol. V [Showbread Edition]

I seen Showbread for the 8th time last night.TrueI went to my 9th Showbread show last night.TrueIvory asked me for a hug when I was walking by him.TrueShowbread played my favorite Showbread song.False...
Posted by Rodney Eingleburt on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:30:00 PST