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Mike

Ultimate Lamo!!!

About Me

Grew up in Anchorage, Alaska where I played hockey since I was four. After high school I played college at Concordia College in Moorhead, MN and then transfered over to Montana State University where I got my degree in film. I was a member of the MSU Hockey Team and am a member of the Sigma Chi fraternity. After spending the better part of a decade in college, I graduated and moved down to Los Angeles to pursue my career within the film industry. I'm currently working in the art dept as a freelance and work on script writing on the side. That's the quick quick version on me. Anything else, just ask :o) My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Cutting Edge
((57% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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My Interests

HockeyMoviesU2Sigma ChiHanging with friends and partyingCampingWritingand when I can get it, sleep...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Robert Smith
Birthday: February 23rd, 1978
Birthplace: Rhinelander, Wisconsin (where ever the hell that is...)
Current Location: West Hollywood, Ca
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't worn any yet
Your Weakness: People in need (and hot chicks)
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Fully Loaded
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my damn script
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Anywho...
Thoughts First Waking Up: F@#$ Me...
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes I guess?
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing Hockey
Pepsi or Coke: Ice Tea!!! (Alergic to Soda)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Quizno's!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What kind of dumbass question is this?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai Tea
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I've made it my own personal art form
Do you Sing: Loudly, not very well, but loudly
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice daily
Have you Been in Love: yip
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, want to go back!!!
Do you want to get Married: One day when I'm dumb enough :o)
Do you belive in yourself: Like no one else
Do you get Motion Sickness: Mostly on tire swings and boats
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: I try to keep it healthy but by no means am I a freak about it!
Do you get along with your Parents: Love 'em both dearly!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nothin' better...
Do you play an Instrument: Wish I did and someday I will...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm Irish...
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Wow, this survey really kicks you while you're down eh?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Can't say that I have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: Warner Bros, Fox, and Paramount stages!
In the past month have you been Dumped: By a room mate if that counts :o(
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Have not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of many a poor girl... no that's not true either...
Ever been Drunk: AGAIN, I'm Irish
Ever been called a Tease: That's kind of a sissy thing to be called so let's hope not
Ever been Beaten up: In Elementry School, it was a daily ritual for me
Ever Shoplifted: a package of lifesavers when I was 4... got my ass kicked for it too by Papa Smith
How do you want to Die: Happy and Successful
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I never plan on growing up
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to Ireland, then England, Italy, Greece and then Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Auburn
Short or Long Hair: As long as it works, it's fine by me
Height: 5'1" - 5' 6"
Weight: Proportionate to her height
Best Clothing Style: Sweats, Sweatshirt and a baseball cap... the loungy-don't-want-to-do-anything look
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nada
Number of CDs I own: Over 600 DVD's? My CD collection was stolen so it's in a the rebuilding phase so not many...
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never really thought about it...

I'd like to meet:

#1 - Jesus - then he could tell us if the Jewish community is really right! That and he's my personal saviour!!!#2 Bono - in fact, I'm searching for a rubber braclet that has "W.W.B.D.?" as in, "What Would Bono Do?" Yeah, I'm a little off, but what an inspiration of a person...#3 John Wayne - It's the Duke, can you blame me?James Cameron - My favorite Writer/Director to date. I'd just like to see how the man works.George Lucas - So I can slap the shit outta him for the prequel trilogy...Natalie Portman, Rachael Leigh Cook & Kiera Knightly - for obvious reasons ;o)Bon Jovi - So I could sing Kareoke with him, "Living On A Prayer"

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..First and foremost, U2... If God made better music, then he kept it to himself.

Television:

LOST24Most Recently, Studio 60 on Sunset StripFamily GuyChapelle Show (damn you for canceling)SeinfieldCheersFuturamaSouth Parkunfortuately - The Apprentice...Friends Take the quiz:
Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

Chandler
You make every one laugh!!! You are so funny and can always think of something great to say! Make sure you don't hurt someone with your jokes, but keep being your funny self!!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Books:

The StandThe Green MileDesperationAll Quiet on the Western FrontAngels and DemonsLucky Man by Michael J. FoxPreacherFar SideCalvin and HobbesHarry Potter

Heroes:

Jesus... I mean he died for our sins man. As far as I'm concerned, the man walks on water!!!Yeah... My father as well. Another person who has sacrificed much to give his family all that he can. My mother for thinking of everyone else first and herself second.

My Blog

U2 Vs Stuff Magazine by Michael Jessop...

I was reading the newest Stuff magazine and they made a dig at U2. And I got mad. At a magazine.  I forget the exact quote, but it was something to the tune of 'using recycled riffs for the past...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:13:00 PST