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Joshua

Midwest is Best

About Me

Two-time Grease Pig Champion. PLEASE READ: Mitch Cardwell's column JAN. 07 MRR issue 284. At a very young age I out-bicycled two men in a brown van without windows, they were wearing ski masks. After that I vowed to never bicycle again, started running marathons. During a 1000K, I suffered a major tear and blowout, had to replace my underwear, and have never quite recovered. My brother saved a drunken cowboy and his dog from a burning house. Can't swim and wear lots of cologne.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Burner Bunsen. Misanthropic persons who drive crappy cars.

My Blog

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