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* L J *

Dont get it twisted, dont get clever, this is the craziest shit ever

About Me

Hmm...*looks yonder*... LOVES- ...HEN BOI SEXTREME... Ducky! lEsBiAn AcTiOn Jo 'FLOUR MUCH' Jo, train journeys, music LEWIS, X*Tina R*ated PARTAY BARGS ~lap dancing~ The Faringdudes, singing, BuStEd ugly baby *sarah*, Peaches, staying up for 25 hours Partying, RAAGAmuffins, Jaffa Cakes, CHESS, tents ~hot boxing~ Fluff, HEAD SeX, Terry Pakewells 30cm spliffs, BELT TITTIES =CHARLI= porking *KIM* cutene$$ Timmay my fone b0is PiNk, photos My wife and Kids, my BED , pInG pOnG bAlLs H0Eing it, *America* cotton wool ~Gigs~ FestiCals $ 5ps $ ChEEse *Crumping* bOObies
rAnDoMnEsS Girl / interrupted Biatches , Glitter, Tops, Marmite, Concerts ~fun~ play-doh...
HATES- People hu HATE me ^scary dogs^ that HUMP tun@ perverts, VeinY ChickeNs !skewl! PENIS FOOT *Reeebok classics* , ~verucas~ white DOG poos cOlDnEsS ^pigeons^ singleness! celery {work} white stuff in eggs EGGS in general people who DONT WASH UP!! RAW *onion* HAIRY CHESTS *needles* ~Jazz~ shoes , herpefied pain au chocolat, hair extensions, chocolate orange RUBBER *chavs*.

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My Interests

Things

I'd like to meet:

No one coz ive met the person ive wanted for AAAAAAAGES!

Music:

MOOSIK...*Hmmm* I like various bands realli....ranging from pop to hip hop...RnB to Rock ~Wateva takes my fancy realli~ Hate it when people judge me because of my music taste...as soon as u say a certain band they catergorize you immediatly and push their views on you...So all u haters *shhooosh* tis my choice to like certain bands and singers... :p YEH- I told u...hehe
Video Codes

Movies:

I lurrrrf watching moooofffies!

Television:

Prison break all the way babay!

Books:

Ummmm....dunoi realli....

Heroes:

*Christina Aguilera*- Wish I could sing like her, she is pure amazing, and taught me how to get down and dirrty! *Angelina Jolie*- Wish I could be as perfect and bootiful as her, so amazing!

My Blog

soundtrack to my life (supposedly!)

So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When you go to a new questi...
Posted by * L J * on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

Brighton and the killers! Get your freak on!

Oh yes, mother truckers.... Only the other day was I a Killers un-fan, but now I am converted to the beauty of the Flowers! :) I had mucho fun in Brighton avec Winnifred. I also got the chance t...
Posted by * L J * on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST

Stolen from kim...the have you lived test...

HAVE YOU LIVED? HAVE YOU: Level 1(*) smoked a cigarette(*) smoked a cigar(*) done drugs(*) kissed a member of the same sex(*) drank alcoholSO FAR: 5Level 2(*) been in love(*) been dumped(*) shoplifted...
Posted by * L J * on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:31:00 PST

Easter Hols...bk to skewl!

Hmm...u cud say I have had quite a gd easter hols actually...Ive not been bord once other than today! I mean I spent a whole weekend awake basically...in 4 days i slept 6hours and 10 minutes...I thou...
Posted by * L J * on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If I was a rich gurl....

GOD DAMN...I have no muney! It been xmas and new year and im wiped out of all funding! :( I cannot afford jack shite! I tried to get like muney out of my savings account and they told me I needed to...
Posted by * L J * on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2005

2005 has started pretty damn gud...(lalala shexi boi) ...bt it will onli b a mata of time b4 sumthing shite happens... OH wait the time is now! I cani believe it, the lurrrf of my life suspected ...
Posted by * L J * on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST