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Paul

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About Me

I drink too much, smoke too much, eat junk food, watch shit tv programs and listen to music that makes people say "but it all sounds the same!!".

I seem to be getting more and more inmature as i get older and make a bigger cock out of myself with every weekend thats passes. The things that make me laugh are now so pathetic that a potato rolling in front of me in Tesco nearly ended me

Other than that i just say as many things as possible

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My Interests

Crab rides, Super Pizza, Brandy, Ham egg and chaaps, Takashi Murakami, Louis Thereoux, Loch Ness, Stewart Downing, Doing things for humours sake

Music:

It all started with Hip Hop. From the moment i had to get my mum to buy 'Doggystyle' for me because the man wouldn't let me have it without parental consent.

Hip Hop has gone stale for me but still a few things about. However it seems the golden age of Hip Hop is over.

Kool Keith
Mobb Deep (first 3 albums only)
Nas (first 2 albums and a few bits since)
Raekwon
Big L
DJ Premier
GZA
DJ Shadow
Outkast (...well Aqumini)
Dilated Peoples
MF Doom
Jeru da Damaja
Bumpy Knuckles
Royal Flush
DJ Vadim
Roots Manuva
Jehst
Booba
or almost anyone with a New York accent

I'm also into a lot of dnb, dubstep, house, electro and grime

People like...
Ink
Leon Switch & Kryptic Minds
Evol Intent
Tech Itch
Dylan
Limewax
Vexd
Shadetek
Digital Mystikz
Mark One
Search & Destroy
Skream
Scuba
Radioactive man
Andrew Weatherall
Keith Tennison
Swayzak
Erol Alkan
Cassette boy
DJ Rubbish
Wiley
Skepta
JME

Movies:

A Room for Romeo Brass
Dead Mans Shoes
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory (original)
Uncle Buck
Chopper
Napoleon Dynamite
Forest Gump
Shawshank Redemption
Stand by Me
Donnie Darko
Spirited Away
Ninja Scroll

Television:

General flicking. I prefer to watch lots of bits of programs that i dont like than one whole episode of something i do like. Or just plain shit programs that make me angry

Neighbours is a particular favourite tho. It's 25 minutes of uncomplicated brain damage, and i love it for that.

Heroes:

A little Jacket Potato man in Edinburgh